Jake

He or she is nice and funny but is pretty short.

Hey look its a Jake.

by Aplesaus November 18, 2019

Jake

Jake is a sweat at any game he plays.He is very toxic and has been banned on several occasions.jakes typically play rainbow six siege and call of duty

Morgan:Yo Jakes such a sweat at rainbow six siege bro
Daniel:Peen

by SproutSucker November 18, 2019

Jake

A Jake is someone who loves to pay for your dinner even when you can afford it. If you dont let a Jake pay for it then he gets so aggravated and aggressive to the point where no is not accepted. All so he can pay for a 5 dollar soup. A Jake is also someone who loves to sleep with a C-Pap machine and thinks everybody should have one even though he forgets to use it every night. A Jake is also someone who likes to play footsie with strangers in public stalls.

Oh sorry i couldnt make it over tonight im tired and forgot to use my c-pap. What a Jake!

This guy wigged out for not letting him pay for my dinner. God I wish he wasnt such a Jake!

I just used the restroom at a meeting and this creep was trying to play footsie with me. Creepy Jake!

by Joebeeplowin November 22, 2019

Jake

Jake don’t be such a cunt

always jakes fault when something goes wrong

by T3apot November 23, 2019

Jake

Jake is a dickhead who shoots up heroine on the bathroom floor of his ex girlfriends apartment while placing a fish on his head. He is also the person who would shoot up a school and forget how to use a gun.

Jake is a piece of meth baby shit

by Loverboyyyzzz December 4, 2019

Jake

Jake is the perfect person. If you know a jake be grateful and if you dont, you should get to know one. He is so kind and so amazing that you will not believe you know him. He will be one of your favourite people on this earth.

Look its jake, you should get to know him, he is amazing.

by HeLlO iTs RoRo December 7, 2019

Jake

AN AMAZING KID WHO WILL STIVK WITH THERE BEST FRIEND FORM THE MOON AND BACK!!! And he will get all the girls in his school but he will say no because he is Loyal to his true girlfriend

Jake is so nice. Remember he was with Alem

by YaBoiAlem December 7, 2019