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Jade

she is a great person who if you let go of she is gone forever and you will lose that bond. She is a bitch sometimes but that's her but she is a great friends to have, she is so funny and the greatest person I have ever met. she is always there for you and will always be there for you don't let her go!
Jade is my best friends and if anything is to happen to her I would be so heartbroken>
by red is cool June 24, 2019
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Jade

Jade is the best friend you’ll ever have. Jade’s a nice, funny, very loyal, and athletic. A Jade will stick up for her friends and always have their backs. She gives very good advice, but often doesn’t listen to her own advice. Jade will always be there for you and she will always trust you, unless you give her a reason not to. Jade’s are athletic and play or have played many sports and they have an amazing love for music. With Jade you’ll realize that life is a lot better with them. When they’re passionate about something, they have a determination to successfully achieve it. They don’t stop when they’re tired, they stop when they’re done.
Friend: “OMG did you meet the new girl, Jade?!?”

Me: “YES I HAVE, SHE’S SO PERFECT!”
by gamer9374 July 5, 2019
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Jade

Jade is a girl who is the most beautiful, most kindest, most caring, most loving, most intelligent, most nurturing, most amazing, most awesome girl you will ever luckily have the chance of seeing or meeting in your life. She is a cherry blossom, she is light in the darkness, she is the reason for your smile, she is that safe person you will always go to, she is the one who comes up with both the good and the bad ideas, she will be a good and a bad influence, she will make sure she shows you who is boss and she knows when you are lying, she knows what, where, and why and who, etc...

Don't mess with Jade. She will win.
Make a Jade happy. Treat her right and she will make you the happiest person on earth.
Wow. Jade is just so awesome and so beautiful.
by Lovatic_22 October 11, 2019
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Jade

The name of the sweetest girl ever.
The girl I like the most, my favorite person, my gorgeous darling.

Oh yeah, I'm a lesbian. Long live the lesbians.
Jade is the cutest person ever.
by Beech Jude October 22, 2019
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Jaden

'Jaden'
'sex.'
by sexjaden September 13, 2021
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sara-jade

A girl who can bend her legs impossibly and enjoys having sex in flexible positions. Put off by condoms and enjoys the rush of catching STD's. Wakes up to a cum smoothie every morning.
"OMG did you break your leg?"
"No I'm just a Sara-jade >:)"
by Trollswag69345 October 12, 2013
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Jade Turtle

A Jade Turtle is special sex act performed on a man provided at an Asian massage parlor. The masseuse, dripping a small amount of oil onto the mans flaccid penis, gently squeezes the foreskin over the head, pinching it loosely with thumb and forefinger. The opposite hand then tickles the balls or nipples until the penis becomes erect, pushing and poking out of the foreskin like a curious turtles head.
'Man, I stopped at this Asian Massage parlor last week, and before I got my happy ending, the masseuse gave me a Jade Turtle!"
by Dr Knob September 24, 2010
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