Jack

Somebody who can't get their own fucking ride. Seems to always be jacking off when he's needed. Thinks he's Mr. Steal your girl but just takes away your happiness and will to live. Has a twiggy body build and looks like a piece of paper if seen from the side. They will act buzzed after one juul thinking it actually caused their balls to drop. They make one good fucking wingman causing your looks to skyrocket from their noticabley big nose and Jewish physique.

Short for JACKASS

Bro this kid can never get places on his own, he must be a Jack.

Yo this kid thinks he can actually get my girl. This dick must not know his own fucking name.

This kid is "buzzed" After one whiff from a juul. What a fucking JACK

by JJ73 October 6, 2018

Jacked

Shortened form of Jacked up.

The book you're issued for math is missing it's cover and the pages are torn. You'd say "That's jacked."

by Sarah February 16, 2005

jacked

getting pick-pocketted, or getting something stolen

Person A: shit!, whered my hat go? Person B:dude, u got jacked!

by janice May 25, 2004

Jack

he likes sex and hes a hobo

jack likes sex

by evthegreat January 30, 2019

Jack

A flat out dumb chump who can't do anything

Who is that chump over there oh it's jack

by Jamer268856 May 31, 2015

Jack

The biggest anime lover on the entire face of the planet Earth

Jack is such a weeb

by What's Good My Guys March 5, 2018

Jack

The person who aspires to be all the other definitions you see here, but is really just an egotistical asshole who thinks he's smart and funny.

Guy: Did you hear Jack got fired?
Guy 2: That asshole had it coming.

by kingofthehillwillbethekingfore February 27, 2019