JACK

probably the worst person you will meet, this person will ruin the plot of frozen 2 for you.

"by the way this happens to this person" says jack

by danniell 1 November 27, 2019

Jack

The name Jack literally translates to "wow the sex is brilliant" in a fuck tonne of languages. It can additionally mean "considerably long penis" and there has even been an urban verb to describe the act of masturbation, literally the word/name ... "Jack". He is great under the covers and really knows what he's doing down there. I mean wow. He is also the type of guy who doesn't run off money, but is sexually fuelled and chooses family over money. Most Jacks are abnormally tall and will knick your girl within a blink of a fucking eye. Oh and btw, they're great with their hands.

Jack: Hey, how's the relationship going?
Friend: You know about us? Hm. Well not great. She's cheated on me , coincidentally , with this bloke called Jack.
Jack: Wow that is a very funny coincidence. Her name wasn't Britney by any chance? Haha.
Friend: Yes. Yes she was
Jack: *runs away quicker than the speed of fucking lightning*

by m_1987 January 30, 2017

Jack

Jack can be annoying sometimes but he is a great brother!!!

I love you jack

by Ava and brighton#bff September 7, 2019

Jack

he likes sex and hes a hobo

jack likes sex

by evthegreat January 30, 2019

Jack

A flat out dumb chump who can't do anything

Who is that chump over there oh it's jack

by Jamer268856 May 31, 2015

Jack

The biggest anime lover on the entire face of the planet Earth

Jack is such a weeb

by What's Good My Guys March 5, 2018

Jack

The person who aspires to be all the other definitions you see here, but is really just an egotistical asshole who thinks he's smart and funny.

Guy: Did you hear Jack got fired?
Guy 2: That asshole had it coming.

by kingofthehillwillbethekingfore February 27, 2019