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Copy Job

An act where two people engage in intercourse on a copy machine while it's running, so that the resulting copies which print out are a frame-by-frame of their sexual exploits.
Dan and Amy tried to convince their boss that they weren't having a copy job in the copy room, but the sheets of evidence tell a different story.
by CHS2009 March 18, 2009
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Fuck job

In the corporate world, a person who steals credit for someone else's accomplishments; alternatively, a person who passes the blame to another person for his own mistakes.
Why do I have to work with this fuck job, when he watches Netflix all fucking day?
by cincycats51 May 14, 2014
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foster job

The act of forcing your secret lover to occupy the small space under the bed of the Fosterer, with nothing but a trash can top for a pillow, while the Fosterer makes fun of Jews as another unrelated delinquent steals money from the victim.
Dude, the camp counselor gave me a hardcore Foster job and ridiculed Justin for being a Jew while Petrini stole all my cash!
by The_Emu August 2, 2017
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Whack job

Jana was taking selfies at the top of "Jungle Jim". She is a certified whack job!
by Jimbo bob June 25, 2018
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Poop Job

When she goes poo poo on your wee wee
Guy 1: bro she gave me a poop job at lunch today
Guy 2: no way she shit on your dick?
Guy 3: yeah it was cool I watched it
by Dr Poop, M.D September 7, 2019
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ville job

When you are eating at the Ville Grill and you give a foot job while receiving a rim job.
Oh my god, I was eating, and Cristina gave me the best Ville Job ever.
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Rodent Job

A hand job where the person treats the genatalia like it is a small rodent it is afraid to hurt, or trying to calm down. The result is usually a mutual awkwardness for both parties or possibally a lawlrection.
guy one "dude i heard that chick jerked you off!"

guy two "no it was more like she was petting a scared rodent to calm it"

guy one "oh you mean a rodent job?"
by An Outstanding Citizen February 2, 2010
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