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Jack

The name Jack literally translates to "wow the sex is brilliant" in a fuck tonne of languages. It can additionally mean "considerably long penis" and there has even been an urban verb to describe the act of masturbation, literally the word/name ... "Jack". He is great under the covers and really knows what he's doing down there. I mean wow. He is also the type of guy who doesn't run off money, but is sexually fuelled and chooses family over money. Most Jacks are abnormally tall and will knick your girl within a blink of a fucking eye. Oh and btw, they're great with their hands.
Jack: Hey, how's the relationship going?
Friend: You know about us? Hm. Well not great. She's cheated on me , coincidentally , with this bloke called Jack.
Jack: Wow that is a very funny coincidence. Her name wasn't Britney by any chance? Haha.
Friend: Yes. Yes she was
Jack: *runs away quicker than the speed of fucking lightning*
by m_1987 January 30, 2017
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Jack is a kind boy and is also very smart. He likes to play various sports even though he's a little on the short side. A lot, and I mean a lot of girls like him since he is the way he is. He's sweet, just don't get too attached.
Jeez, way too many girl like Jack.
by Jin_Lover_And_You_Know_It October 28, 2019
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Call of duty master who gets heaps of girls and can quickscope any of his ex's with skill.

Nobody escapes jacks' quickscoping skills, no girl is safe from his wrath.. jack is a trained cod sniper.

A total badass.
Girl:"I'm thinking of dumping jack...."

guy:"That's not a good idea he'll quickscope you into hell if you do.."

girl:"Your right."
by Frick frack master crack March 4, 2019
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A sloth who goes to our lady's . He had two cats but they both got eaten
Where jack go look in the food line tahts where he will be
by Xoxoxoxo12345 July 10, 2017
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he likes sex and hes a hobo
jack likes sex
by evthegreat January 30, 2019
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A flat out dumb chump who can't do anything
Who is that chump over there oh it's jack
by Jamer268856 May 31, 2015
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The biggest anime lover on the entire face of the planet Earth
Jack is such a weeb
by What's Good My Guys March 5, 2018
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