Mountain Jizz

Slang for "Mountain Dew"
Can also refer to a substandard ripoff form of Mountain Dew (i.e. Citrus Drop)

"Dude grab me another Mountain Jizz from the fridge"

by DeMeisterJew February 1, 2010

Jizz Jerker

A movie, oftentimes a porno, that's just so unbelievably hot that you pretty much have to jerk off. Similar to a tear jerker.

"Hey, man. Did you see Great Expectations?"
"Yeah, that was so fuggin' erotic, a real Jizz Jerker."

by Apathetically, Alexis October 5, 2009

Rizz and Jizz

Rizz and Jizz is a technique where you "rizz" up a girl and then "jizz". It is very effective technique developed by P.R

Yo he is totally the "Rizz and Jizz" master by the way he pulled her.

by Real_P.R December 20, 2022

jizz fight

a fight when throwing or slapping one and other with the male seminal fluid involving 2 or more men.

Male1: So at work today i had to do alot of filing for the boss.

Male2: that sounds boring what i di

Male3: (interupting) JIZZ FIGHT!

ALL: YEAHHH!!!!!!!!!!

by skimmboarder August 7, 2008

Cloud Jizz

rain

It's so relaxing when I get cloud jizz on my face!

by Moll Dawg and Thurs Pup September 12, 2012

jizz rag

an insult calling sumone a cum soaker

Nhiron is a jizz rag

by $upreme.zzz October 25, 2016

Da Jizz

1. The new replacement of the phrase "Da Shizz" which in turn was a replacement for "The Shit". Used generally to describe awesome internet videos and dance moves.

Guy 1: Dude check out this video I found on Youtube called "Guy listens to Parry Gripp songs while screaming leave Britney alone while a dramatic chipmunk recreates 2 girls, 1 cup in a balloon guys house when Old Gregg sings Numa Numa with Tay Zonday on keyboard."
Guy 2: Aw man, That sounds like Da Jizz, Man!
Guy 1: It IS!

by Sexy_Jesus July 19, 2009