shoe fiend

One who is addicted and/or obsessed with shoes.

One who is a collector and has amassed a good collection of shoes - this would need to exceed at least a dozen.
I saw this beautiful pair of shoes that I just need to buy, even if I just bought three pairs in the last week. I'm such a shoe fiend! - ZZHenkel
by ShoeFiend February 23, 2016
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shoe fudge

Dog poo on pavements or found virtually anywhere that hasn't been picked up by the dog owner.
Oh no! What's that weird smell in the car.... and then you look down and realise that you've trodden in shoe fudge and it's all over the accelerator pedal.
by wokka_wokka November 08, 2019
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moon shoes

A sexual act usually with a man ramming his foot up another man's ass
"YOOO I GAVE THAT NIGGA HEAD AND MOON SHOES"
by nibbas whoms'ed'iv February 22, 2017
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The Family Shoe

The unfortunate looking one in the family. More prominently used in families that are all very attractive apart from one person.
"Wow, your girlfriends well hot. Does she have a sister?"

"She's got 3. Two are taken and the other's the family shoe."

"Ah that sucks."
by Elle Le Bert January 02, 2014
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shoe milker

Someone who takes the shoe of a female, has her squirt her delectable milk in it, then stores it for later consumption.
So last night this hooker let me do a shoe milker, and that made me bust the hardest nut I've ever had with a woman my own age
by Cocklover95 December 10, 2018
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Shoe Hound

Someone who obsessively purchases shoes.
She has hundreds of pairs of shoes in her closet, many still yet unworn. She is a real shoe hound.
by Wildshoebum January 22, 2010
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Socky Shoe

Don't ever say it. Especially around black people. Slave owners used to call slaves socky shoes because all they had was socks and no shoes.
by Duck man davey October 09, 2013
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