Tunnel Jew

Jews who build and reside in tunnels under New York City with Brooklyn Synagogues as the central hub. They decorate their tunnels with strollers and highchairs. The preferred bed of the Tunnel Jew is blood-soaked matresses. The Tunnel Jew also has a tendency to fight against the NYPD (it's natural enemy) at every available opportunity.

Under NYC lives Tunnel Jews.

by Pelosi Hammered Me January 15, 2024

Hamas tunnels

If YOU KNOW that the Hamas tunnels are SO DEEP underneath the civilian infrastructure that no military weapons will reach them.... Then... WHY ARE YOU BLOWING UP THE SCHOOLS AND HOSPITALS?

Hym "So... YOU KNOW... That the Hamas tunnels are too deep to reach... But... You just bomb them anyway? He literally just said that! He said 'The tunnels are too deep for us to reach, which is why I tell the Ukrainians to dig.' But if you know the bombs won't reach, why are you dropping the bombs? Because you don't care what you hit. The point of dropping the bombs is dropping the bombs. You kill whoever you kill. That's called 'bombing indiscriminately.' Ridiculous."

by Hym Iam June 11, 2024

Tunnel Jew

New York Jews who make tunnels under New York City. They can be seen emerging from sewer drains in the night and heard by some 1st floor NYC residents.

“Bro I swear I’m not crazy! I can hear Yiddish under my living room floor at night. It has to be the Tunnel Jews.”

by Pet_My_Chia January 20, 2024

Tunnel Vision

Tunnel Vision is when your view on life “tunnels” as if you are in a tunnel and can only see one thing or one goal and that’s all that matters to you.

Notre Dame had tunnel vision on winning a National Championship in Lacrosse.

by Random generated definition. May 29, 2023

Thunder tunnel

Jackie's bowling phase NO MATTER WHAT.

Also; #SPAIN2020

Strike?: THUNDER TUNNEL!!!

Spare?: THUNDER TUNNEL!!!

Eating skittles out of their ass?: RAINBOW THUNDER TUNNEL!!!

by Spain2020 February 12, 2020

Night Psych Tunnel

When you and a friend are up in the middle of the night and decide to message each other at the same time.

Hi b-what the hell you beat me? I think we have a Night Psych Tunnel

by AstroScraps November 26, 2017

Wind Tunneling

When two people go butt cheek to butt cheek with their assholes touching and they both fart simultaneously. This can be a planned or accidental event.

Last night was chill but sleeping in Sam's got a little drafty ...we ended up wind tunneling for most of the night. I blame my gluten intolerance.

by TheHorburyRazzer April 15, 2025