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right or left?

an sarcastic way of asking a person which ass cheek they prefer to start kissing first
I understand that you may be a little unhappy that you were not able to scam me out of my money but I can offer you one consolation prize-right or left?
by dkarez4u June 24, 2010
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right later

a contradictiory statement meaning, to do something soon or now as in "right now"
sean: Show me those titty right later!!!!
dom: Ill show you this titties in a minute!
by ejeezy February 5, 2008
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Right Shark

To do something adequately, or even in an exemplary manner, without necessarily seeking or receiving attention/praise for one's acts. While Left Shark is shaking (or messing) things up, Right Shark is over there making sure things go smoothly.
A: "Man, the bathrooms are spotless! Did you clean them?"
B: "It was C I think, but I never heard anyone ask him to clean up in there."
A: "Huh... I was talking to him earlier and he didn't even bring it up. Dude's so Right Shark, he should totally get a raise."

"Hey the landlord's coming over to show the house to someone today. I'm working a double today, but could you be a Right Shark and tidy up before he gets there? Thanks!"

"Wanna be my wingman when we go out tonight? Last week Jeff Left Sharked it before I could get that girl's number. You've rightsharked for me at this in the past though, so I trust you."
by dwana49 February 7, 2015
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Right round

Song by Flo Rida. It's based on "right round (like a record).
Person 1: Why does Flo Rida make a remix of meatspin?
Person 2: He like it very much, of course!
Person 1: Right round!!
by BoksAKang March 27, 2009
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trans rights

Trans rights are human rights that allow a person to use self-identification to be accepted as any gender identity of their choosing, where gender identity refers to man, woman, genderqueer, neutrois, or any other exogender.

At large, this means that any person of any biological gender has the right to identify as any gender identity that is legally recognized, which is typically male or female, as There Are Only Two Genders recognized in the legal system.
Person 1: this lady has a beard, has sex with women, and calls herself a lesbian. Are you sure she isn't a guy?
Person 2: Stop gatekeeping womanhood, you transphobic bigoted TERF!
Person 3: yeah Person 1, she's a trans woman, trans women are women, and trans rights are human rights!
by Zhuinden August 8, 2020
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Walt-right

Someone who pretends they aren't racist or a xenophobe but frequently & repeatedly espouses far right wing rhetoric. Will usually use the phrase fairly early on in a conversation 'I'm not a racist, but......' before being overtly racist.
Dave wasn't honest enough to admit being a full time nazi he'd troll chat rooms and Facebook with his fake accounts like the Walt-right person he truly was.
by terry fuckwitt1 November 30, 2016
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Gay Rights

Such rights include legal protections against discrimination in employment, housing, public accommodations and credit based soley on a person's actual or perceived sexual orientation. Currently only 15 states and the District of Columbia have such laws in effect that protect against such discrimination in the USA. That means that shamefully it's currently legal to discriminate against gays and lesbians in these areas in 35 states!!!

In other words, a gay or lesbian person can be denied or fired from a job, refused an apartment or right to buy a house, be denied a hotel room, be denied service at a restaurant, or entrance to a club or credit simply because of who they are in 35 states and can't do a damn thing legally about the injustice! Technically, a heterosexual can be discriminated against too!

There are no federal laws in place to protect gay and lesbian people from such discrimination. Although a bill is pending in Congress that would at least outlaw workplace discrimination based on sexual orientation, the republican controlled Congress won't allow it to come up for a vote on the floor!!! Some republicans claim we need hearings to determine the need, but refuse to hold any. Others like to point to costly frivolous lawsuits as an excuse for not supporting it, yet fail to reconcile that against their own claims that homosexuals only make up 1% of the US population! Others who make religious objections, refuse to admit that the bill provides exceptions to religious organizations!

Further, passing such laws would not stifle free speech against homosexuals anymore than existing laws against religious bigotry outlaw the right to speak against religious extremism!

Contrary to the assertions of right-wing religious extremists these are not special rights but an extension of civil rights that heterosexuals and other minorities take for granted. We already have laws that protect against religious bigotry, which is a choice and a benign characteristic unlike race or gender. Thus a person's choice to live openly as a homosexual should be extended the same protections under the law.

In regards to homosexual relationships, gay and lesbian couples currently only have some form of legal protection of their relationships in 4 states through either marriage, civil unions or domestic partnerships. Since such arrangements are only recognized in 4 states, gay relationships have no protection in 46 states!

These protections among other things offer security to the couples and promote stability!Such relationships, for example, assure that their assets won't be stolen by the family of a deceased partner upon death leaving the surviving partner in the street. Again, marriage, or whatever you wish to call it, is a right to security that heterosexuals take for granted that extends beyond procreation. Gays and Lesbians shouldn't have to incur unnecessary costs trying to provide for their partner through costly legal documents that are often challenged in court by families and invalidated!
Gay rights are human rights, not special rights!!!!

Gay Americans should have some right in the USA to legally have their relationships recognized as a basic human right!
by La Da Dee December 28, 2005
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