tubs

someone who is so goddamn fat you just can't stand them.

friend: hey have you seen tubs around?
other friend: ew bruh, fuck that nigga on god.

by Yung Fuk March 2, 2020

tub sailor

Members of the coast guard. Bath tubs are about the same size of a Coast Guard cutter.

Well if you can't get into the Navy, you might want to be a tub sailor.

by mighty mighty SEALtone November 24, 2016