Hot Pocket

When someone farts in bed and leaves a pocket of hot, rancid gas under the covers. Unlike the Dutch Oven, the covers are never pulled over anyone's head with the Hot Pocket. There's just a little disgusting gift waiting to punch you in the sinuses the next time you roll over in your sleep.

Something we ate for dinner tore up his stomach. Every time I tried to get comfortable I woke up to a new hot pocket. I barely got any sleep because he was so gassy!

by JenNealTX January 13, 2015

Hot Pocket

The act of shitting in a vagina, before eating/penetrating it.

OMG!! Can you believe Kelso hot pocketed a dirty butt and then ate it?!?!?!!!! He's a disgusting cooter, goober eater.

by Mr.BoneYourMom December 24, 2020

triple hot pocket sundae

lol

"What should we eat for lunch?"
"A triple hot pocket sundae of course!"
"..What the fuck are you talking about?"

by hotmanwhoishot March 20, 2021

Fupa Hot Pocket

The fat folds between a woman's belly thats filled with lint and sweat.

Kate's fupa Hot Pocket was nasty and smelled like sweat.

by Pookie01201 September 9, 2021

Hot pocket

When a man fucks a woman at such a fast rate her cooch becomes a flaming hot pouch. Just like a hot pocket

Person1: I heard Axel gave Bethany a hot pocket
Person2: Well yeah No Nut November just ended

by BearEggs December 26, 2018

Hot Pocket

Performing intercourse with a larger woman where the males Penis is inserted into the area between the belly apron and the upper thigh.

I Hot Pocketed that SSBBW it was very warm.

by SSBBWCHUB February 6, 2020

Hot pocket

When a female gets booked into custody with drugs stashed in her vagina.

Passat! Hey You! ... Did you come in here with a hot pocket? We could really use a fix!

by Detroitbluegirl November 20, 2021