Handling

The term for any form of fanfiction involving shipping, and said 'ships' doing the dirty. In other words, smut fanfiction. This is a play on words for 'shipping and handling', with 'shipping' being the first part and 'handling' being the second.

This is poorly written handling.

The woman literally cannot stop writing handling, and it's weirding out the neighbors.

by Sizniche December 6, 2016

hanalyn

A total idiot that can't talk almost half the time that may or may not understand life.

Hanalyn is wow.

by Bendyman February 25, 2018

Framing Handley

A freckin kick a*s group of people that will blow your mind away. They have mad skills in all the do; they can get the hottest chicks in a matter of seconds and are dam sexy themselves.

Dam those pimps are framing handley!
i know man, howd they get those babes?

by KatieMae2 June 28, 2009

candle handle

to pour hot candle wax on a mans private area. Used as an effective contraceptive. Never to be done. EVER.

Girl: " Hey baby, id love to candle handle you"

by kitten8905 November 13, 2010

Cock Handler

A person who thinks he/she is the expert in the work area.

A Cock Handler has a lower I.Q. but thinks he has a high I.Q. A Cock Handler will always tell you how to do things and that his/her way is better.

by Widemouth December 8, 2007

Three Handled Whirly Bird

Sex involving a man and a woman on an active Twilt-O-Whirl. As the male participant pounds the female participant's clam sandwich(vagina), he performs the chicken dance.

Girl, that carnival folk really gave me an insane Three Handled Whirly Bird

by chris stratler April 26, 2008

Pan-Handling

A phrase coined by two hetaliafags to describe the act of touching/stroking/handling America's penis, Florida.

I read this fic last night where Canada was totally Pan-Handling America~

by erstin June 22, 2011