Both of you get on your knees next to each other, I'm going to turn you into human nunchucks.
If we can find two butt plugs we could attach them to each other by a chain and turn those girls we met tonight into human nunchucks.
If we can find two butt plugs we could attach them to each other by a chain and turn those girls we met tonight into human nunchucks.
by ClapSomeCheeks October 8, 2023
Get the Human Nunchucksmug. Like the raccoon playhouse but reversed, instead apply anal stretching cream to a raccoons rectum and get all your friends to climb inside and have a good time
by BootyHoleBandit69 January 4, 2023
Get the Human playhousemug. Literally the greatest rock and roll band of all time. They've been called "The Beatles of post-pandemic West Texas." No one knows what that means they just keep saying it for some reason. They don't even have their own merch yet.
Person 1: Did you hear The Human Fund's newest song?
Person 2: The one about drinking water? Yeah I hated it. It rocks!
Person 1: I know right. They're literally the greatest rock and roll band of all time!
Person 2: The one about drinking water? Yeah I hated it. It rocks!
Person 1: I know right. They're literally the greatest rock and roll band of all time!
by notamemeberofthehumanfund3 December 3, 2022
Get the The Human Fundmug. A Human Flamethrower is where a take a large syringe and fill it with alcohol. You then stick the syringe down the tip of your penis and inject the fluid in. After injecting you hold a lighter at the tip of the penis and piss out the alcohol causing a Human Flamethrower.
by Lord Scrotum January 22, 2021
Get the Human Flamethrowermug. Hundreds of thousands of people have been genetically reprogrammed. There aren’t many organic humans left.
by TheRealNostradamus March 5, 2023
Get the Organic humanmug. A sexual position which requires 3 parties. The middle party (female) is receiving a "frown face" on all fours from person in front while person in back is engaging in rigorous vaginal or anal intercourse in a "doggy style" position. The women in the middle is compressed then released in an a motion similar to that of a musical accordion.
by Ronald Trump May 6, 2014
Get the human accordionmug. 3 or more mates are on a night out. All rectum-penetrate each other facing the same way in a centipede-chain except for one - we’ll call him “The Dyson”. The Dyson kneels in front of the centipede chain and fellates the first mate, sucking man juice from the mate at the back of the chain all the way through to the wang of the mate at the front.
by TheBoscats August 6, 2018
Get the Human Shtencipedemug.