by Kozaka January 04, 2024
An older woman’s vagina.
by Terry Y January 13, 2024
When something or someone appears appealing on the outside, but once you "bite in", you realize there is nothing of worth.
Mike: hey man, how did your date with that girl go last night?
Dave: she was attractive and all, but she couldn't hold a conversation for shit, and when she did talk it was just very dry and boring... she was a real cardboard hot pocket...
Dave: she was attractive and all, but she couldn't hold a conversation for shit, and when she did talk it was just very dry and boring... she was a real cardboard hot pocket...
by Flyeaglesfly1738 July 20, 2019
When your friend is watching hentai and you come up behind him and shove a 2tb usb drive of child porn up his ass
by Teamcarrytoxic May 11, 2018
The act of putting feces on a man's penis, then giving the man a blowjob with the feces on the penis for sexual pleasure.
by Random definition guy October 15, 2023
Janice ate a Punxsutawney hot pocket and developed a serious infection. Her lower jaw and vagina fell off and she dead.
by Pastel dolphin jizz January 14, 2018
When you and a woman are fucking and you cut off some pubes put them in her vagina then eat her out.
by Pervertedgamer0 April 21, 2017