HarveyRayWigginsSexual

Friend: Hey why dont you like girls or other boys??

You: Becase im HarveyRayWigginsSexual!

Friend: OH!

I only like boys named HarveyRayWiggins so im
HarveyRayWigginsSexual

HarveyRayWigginsSexual by XDswaglol;-; April 2, 2021

Harvesting Haploids 

Harvesting Haploids is a term that relates to male masturbation - at the height of which haploid cells are expelled at speeds as high as 25 miles per hour.

See also gathering gametes

Dick: Hey Peter you want to play some COD?
Peter: Not right now, I'm busy harvesting haploids.

Harvesting Haploids by RM 3435 September 22, 2010

Harverd 

The misspelling of "Harvard" used by many of America's most well-known morons: Lil Pump, Lil Tay, etc., etc.

Tim: Dude, I didn't know that Lil Pump dropped outta Harvard!

Moby: Fam, you got it wrong. It's HarvErd, not Harvard.

Harverd by TheBookValkyrie June 11, 2018

Harvest Moon 

This is when a person is actively and intentionally taking a dump while mooning someone

Everyone in that car must’ve thought it was pretty funny to stick a bare ass out of the car window and moon us, but the driver probably won’t think it’s as funny when he finds out it was a Harvest Moon so now he has to clean shit off of his car.

Harvest Moon by Jackmeatball January 24, 2020

Kankle Harvest 

A time span running from february 14th to march 23rd. where the U.S. government harvests the kankles of all citizens over 100 pounds. they take a knife and cut off the kankle where it is then shipped to New York to the kankle processing plant which turns the kankles into thousands of rubber based products. often used as an alternative energy source to fight global warming.the government encourages the new obesity of its citizens so that they can use their kankles for manufacture and trade as well a powersupply as kankles are form of oil.

o dear jesus my kankle are big enough yet kankle harvest.

Kankle Harvest by kanklesauresrex March 4, 2009

Harverd 

1. A misspelling of "Harvard" University, so if you actually think it is spelling this way....your not goin to Harvard so there is no point reading about it.

If you must, see Harvard. You idiot

Susie writing about what she wants to be when she grows up. "Im gonna go to harverd and be a docter"

Harverd by Benjaaamin April 5, 2006

harley davidson 

Once a great bike that was ridden by the baddest of the bad asses but has evolved into being the 2 wheeled sofas of RUB’s.

If you want something with a radio, GPS, a heater, cruise control and back support you should buy a sedan, not a Harley Davidson.

harley davidson by Mr Wall July 13, 2006