goon

Unsociable or very quiet person or an ugly muppet who does ur head in!

That Scott Barton is such a goon!!!

by Carrie September 3, 2004

Goon Squad

A bunch of mexicans that are the fans of a local tampa metal band: Sobriety. They ride in a big dumb bus for no reason.

That guy in the goon squad is fat.

by Brett Snyder December 28, 2005

goon

a tall, generally lanky kid with a pension for odd looks and tendencies. While having some of these traits they still maintain a social life and are fairly popular. They need a 5XL shirt to have a moderately tall tee. You all know what the goon or goons in your school are, as they tend to move in packs. They are perfectly nice people but are very tall and imposing, this is where we get the term "goon".

Chad: Yo dood did you see that kid, fucking double overhead swag right there.

Austin: GOON SQUAD STATUS!!!!

Chad: Odd Future Wolf Gang Don't Give A Fuck!

Austin: fuck no man, fuck no.

by Dood987 October 11, 2011

Goon sack

To have more then 3 dick in you ass hole at one time

I just got goon sacked

by Urban languages January 11, 2019

goon digger

anything haggard. bad. not cool.

dude your such a goon digger.

by weewee June 3, 2004

Goon Squad

Someone who squeezes their childs butt, threatens with a knife then hits with a wet wash rag

Margaret Petersen is a Goon Squad

by Pootersen January 31, 2009

goon

an old man, most likely with a receding hair line. He probably drives a shitty 85 Plymouth minivan and wears around pants covered in holes. Chances are no one likes him nor wants to associate with him in any way whatsoever

That guy Vinny is a fucking goon.

by Vino October 11, 2006