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goat leased

A random phrase that can be substituted into a sentence and take on its own meaning. Wonderful to use to confuse friends.
Dude, you got so goat leased last night.
by titansgirl3 September 30, 2009
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Throat Goat

Example 1: Dude Billie is the fuckin throat goat, i'm gettin the pussy next time, fuck it.

Example 2: Yo, Tommy Sucked off both me and Xavi this morning. He's a fuckin throat goat bro
by junglefever74 September 14, 2023
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Goat Puppy

The act of getting a hickey on ones dick or pelvic region.
Damn that girl gave me head all night, I even got a goat puppy.
by Seeman December 28, 2008
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The Goat Demon

The Goat Demon is a character created for the "Action Menz!" and "W&M Comics" series created by John Watson and Andrew Montez.

He is one of a series of animal demons featured regularly throughout the show. Affectionately nicknamed "Goatie" by the creators and characters within the show, he is often seen as the leader of the demon troop.

Goatie was first introduced during a radio show by Fernando, bombarding him with calls that he was in love with him and wanted to be with him. As time has gone on Goatie has become more bizarre in his scenes and the tone will often tread far into the blue zone, introducing the concept that the demons can enlarge their genitals to ridiculous sizes and use them as a weapon. One such incident describes Goatie as having a negative reaction to electronic music and being unable to control this aspect. These are seen mainly with the accompanying "AUGH AUGH AUGH" yells ("Goatie's Techno Trial", "Goat Burger")

Another running gag with Goatie is that he is trapped inside a tin can and is begging someone to let him out. An unseen character "The Shark Demon" was reportedly killed and put inside a can as a message to the others by an unknown adversary. Goatie is now mainly featured as comic relief on the "Paco El Tango & The Mysteries of the Modern Universe Show" where Xynthantion & Paco El Tango repeatedly hunt him down for footage or an interview, with comical results.
The Goat Demon: Augh augh augh, I don't wanna suck dicks! Someone let me out of here, please! I'm stuck in a tin can!

Judge: Goatie, what do you have to say in your defense?
Goatie: The Techno! It invades my body, my mindbrain, I can't control it! AUGH AUGH AUGH!

Goatie: Welcome to Goat Burger, can I interest you in a Goat Dick Sandwich?
by Cecil B. Crab April 16, 2013
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samuri goat

Samuri goat is the most chill person on earth and is really the G.O.A.T
I wish I was more like Samuri Goat he is amazing!
by Goat nicholas March 31, 2017
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Juicy goat

A term used to describe a magical and amazing experience.
PERSON 1-Hey did you get to go to the concert?

PERSON 2-Ya it was a juicy goat!
by Calamari & Zsters February 16, 2017
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goat day

When you have a vocab quiz and a polyatomic ion quiz on the same day in science. They are basically free points.
Person 1- Ready for goat day?
Person 2- Of course, it's free points!
by Period 5 pyschos March 27, 2017
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