Nut goblin

A person that sneaks around and ambushes people to steal their semen. They are rarely seen during the day and if you do see one, be prepared to protect your nut.

Hey man I heard the cops came to your house last night, everything alright?

Yea man apparently a break in, but they didn’t take anything from my house so I’m alright. However, I noticed my balls were the size of a blueberry, thus I knew it had been a nut goblin that had burglarized my home.

by gloz February 27, 2021

Goblin Gaming

The feeling or act of playing a game to the point where you feel like a small, disgusting little goblin. This can include giggling like a maniac, your eyes squinting harshly, or your body shutting down.

Person: “Dude, I went on like a 10 kill streak with this stupid weapon and I felt positively disgusting.”
Other person: “Now that’s what I call Goblin Gaming”.

by CarsonTheCookdude April 3, 2021

neck goblin

A female that gives top of the line neck.

Shorty brained me so good, I swear she’s a neck goblin.

by DropDehd April 7, 2021

Knob Goblin

Someone who does anything to mildly inconvenience or frustrate you.

Someone who looks like a bit of a twat.

"Boris Johnson announced the fourth lockdown, what a knob goblin ."

by Tamcus April 24, 2021

culture goblin

it’s someone who is like disrespects or hates the people of the culture but like uses the culture for their gain and appropriate the culture

yea emma is a culture goblin, she hates blsck peoole but loves rap music

by Funniez July 8, 2023

Glizzy goblin

When at younglife camp you become the glizzy master (Daniel R).

“Lights out all you glizzy goblins, it’s not Halloween.”

by Chedddddddddddd July 16, 2023

Cunt Goblin

A person who gobbles the female genitalia like their life depended on it.

Girl or boy1: Hey can I gobble your cunt?

Girl or boy2: Yes, of course, You little Cunt Goblin.

by Pseudoralgia September 12, 2023