Through the Joking Glass

When you start telling a joke or a story, realise halfway through that the listeners are not going to find it funny, but have already committed to telling it and feel obligated to finish.

Guy 1: A man goes into a ...(tharr be more)bar and asks for a Bulgarian Carpet Bomb...
Girl: Ewww that's gross!
Guy 1: Erm, yeah, anyway, and so, erm, the bartender...
Guy 2: Man, you are so Through the Joking Glass.
Guy 1: Shut up you Mantraitor

by Reverend Pope March 13, 2010

Tall Cool Glass of Water

A refreshingly desirable woman. A woman so hot she is like drinking a tall glass full of ice cold water on a hot summer day! Nothing else is so satisfying to look at.

Ah, now she's a tall cool glass of water!

by Willie333 April 2, 2008

break the glass

To pass a point of no return; to do something irreversible.

"Flirting with your room mate's girl is ok, but make sure you find another pad before you break the glass and sleep with her."

by tagged October 21, 2007

Smoking the glass dick

Slang used to describe someone who is smoking meth, as a "glass dick" typically refers to a meth pipe.

"She's lost a ton of weight. I hope she's not smoking the glass dick."

by ErinNotAaron September 16, 2013

The Glass Fromagerie Burger

A fancy cheeseburger

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's The Glass Fromagerie Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

short glass of milk

A sexy or beautiful white girl who is only around 5 feet tall.

Damnnn bro you see that short glass of milk? I wish I could take a sip! sexy bad bitch

by ImYaDaddy October 5, 2015

Boston Shot Glass

When a bloke jizz's into a shot glass and then inserts in in her vagina

Hey Luke, I just gave your mum a boston shot glass, can I have the my glass back??

by Fidy Quid August 7, 2010