you fucking spoon

An insult

Bob: why didn't you call me last night?
Kim: Because I'm not intrested!

Bob: What?
Kim: take a hint you fucking spoon

by whats it to you??????? May 09, 2017

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Fuck are you doin dude

A question asked when you are wondering what the fuck someone is doing.

Fuck are you doin dude

by Shitkickerxxx69 August 28, 2011

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Are You Fucking High?

When someone says something so outrageous, all you can sputter is the statement 'Are you fucking high?!'

Guy 1: 'I know a lot of people hate pop singers, but I think they're actually original, creative, individual, and in fact, I'd like to take a moment to commend all of them on their contributions to society as well as the world. Without them we would not be as cultured as we are now. I really appreciate them and hope to one day have a love-child with a pop singer.'

Guy 2: 'Are you fucking high?!?'

by Flame Warmonger November 12, 2013

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you fucking doughnut

One of the best insults coming out of Gordon Ramsay’s mouth, one of the most destructive ways to end people’s lives and careers as they would end up having a heart attack or like a brain damage.

Patrick: hey fam, did you bring the assignment’s copies?
George: oh for fucks sake, I forgot it mate
Patrick: you fUcking dOughnUt, absolutely useless you are

by MsKeisha January 18, 2021

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could you fucking not

What you say when you strongly disagree with something that was said/done/is happening. Can be applied to persons, actions, pretty much anything that you want to emphasize against.

1." Hey Im gay, fuck me in ass please!" - Peter
"Could you fucking not, were in public, dumbass" -Me
2. *Eating some lit french fries*
*Peter comes and starts munching from your fries stash*
"Hey Peter, could you fucking not?" -Me
3. *Waking up at weekend to notice that its raining like motherfucker outside*

"Goddamn, could you fucking not" - Me

by Realest motherfucker April 01, 2016

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