Frenching the duck

When you stretch your foreskin out horizantally and your significant other bends over and proceeds to stick their tongue inside the small gap as if to French kiss a ducks bill

I was equally excited and disturbed last night when my girlfriend surprised me by frenching the duck

by Kentonawesome April 3, 2019

French Press

The art of dipping down from a squat position and smashing ones dirty muff on a person's face.

Oh man, Joe passed out by the fire, so the girls all took there time giving him a french press.

by Kingstoncowboy July 13, 2019

french polish

When your Bae uses more tongue than mouth during a blowjob.

"Bloody hell, love. I wanted a blowjob not a French polish."

by TheBlank89 April 12, 2016

French falls

The French fries that fall to the bottom of the bag when transporting take-out from the restaurant to one's house. If there is more than one order and the fries fall from several sources, there is often a dispute as to their rightful owner.

On his drive home from McDonalds, he felt more than justified in scarfing down the French falls as he volunteered to pick up food for the family.

by rocohen September 21, 2016

French Bulldozer

To have anal sex with a woman who has never shaved her butthole. The point is to collect as much feces on your penis, like a bulldozer spitting up mud.

Last night me and my gf did a French bulldozer. Took me two hours to clean my dick and four for her to clean her bedroom.

by Anushandler47 November 20, 2019

French Hairline

A hairline that is retreating to the back the head.

John: Oh my?!? Jim, what happened to your hair??
Jim: I got a bad haircut
John: No, you got yourself a french hairline, you gotta embrace it and shave the lot or start wearing a hat.
Jim: what’s a french hairline?
John: It’s retreating...to the back of your head.
Jim: huh
John: you’re going bald. Soon there will be no clear definition of where your forehead ends and your scalp begins.

by Butter-cup November 1, 2020

French Nun

To find or hire a French nun is to contract a prostitute for the sole purpose of making out. The "French" part of the phrase refers to the kissing of the same name, while the "nun" part refers to a long-archaic double entendre wherein "nunnery" could refer also to a house of prostitution.

You'll find me in Paris hiring a French nun - I feel like brushing up my kissing skills.

by rapidlydecayingjoj October 12, 2017