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Clout karma

The feeling others get when responding to your requests based on your public performances and/or notoriety.
Vito: Ryan should I smash this apple on Bams head?

Dunn: Vito IDKWYJS I’m browsing reddit.

Vito: Alrighfdtywrraa Idon givafukabhgout worldStar or cloutfarms.

Knoxville: adjusts bifocals 🤓

Vito: “raises arm w/ hostility. tell me wher Bams aterallahsmasha clart farmers.

Knoxville: take it easy big fella I got money’s,”*shifty eyed*, here take a couple benjis, and lemme see if I can’t “polish” that apple for you…” just in case you wanna let Bam have it.
you know how he feels about your body. treat it like temples temple, Listening to Tom Templeton. *Grabs apple and wipes his ass with it, hands it back to Don Vito” Here I added feces to your apple, think of this like adding Clout to your Karma.

Vito’s dog: *nods* N Farts

Vito: Gimmegrahgagapplekgraplfkpe

Bam runs out of the pantry and starts slapping Don Vito’s bare back while

Knoxville laughs intently, Vito Pirouettes, smashes apple on Bam, templetons greatest hits start playing on a record player. Vito’s dog dances, money rains down from ceiling. Bam wipes apple sauce off his Facebook smirks and says why does this apple smell like shit. Scoops handfuls of money off the ground saying “this feels like enough cheese to buy a website and tell people to dive into stuff, but do you think people would willingly just dive into shit because I told them to and have more Clout Karma then the San Francisco 49ers.

Vito: Of course youfukingknuklhegGdg uratheaBamMaRgera!”
by Medium Robert March 24, 2023
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Trout For Clout

The act of fishing for trout with the sole reason being shoving a trout into your chubby wifes vagina.
Did you see that video of trout for clout? Look it up, its amazing.
by Macarper April 2, 2025
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Anti-Clout

Anti-Clout is where someone is so desperate for clout, for internet fame that they will do anything for attention. They will act a fool, break societal norms, rules, or even laws often ending up in trouble with the police. OR worse, under arrest and doing jail time for sad attempts for a little bit of attention from the internet, which is fickle at best. So once you start down this path your stunts have to always get more outrageous to continue to draw watchers and the attention they so desperately crave.

Anti-Clout is much like Anti-Matter, as when Anti-Clout comes in contact with someone's desperation for Clout, it destroys it, much like Anti-Matter destroys Matter.
Man did you see how Seth chugged a beer infront of the cops for some clout, they arrested him, that is some serious Anti-Clout.
by GayRehabProject April 11, 2024
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Clout

I was so drunk I had a clout
by InwardClout April 27, 2024
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Clout

Mostly defined as a new term for social status also used when talking about social media status/attention its also based on who you know or hang around.
"She goes on red pill programs because there is no bad clout, just clout"
"He hangs around Joe Rogan to get clout off him Not because he is an actual comedian"
"That Instagram model and NBA player are not dating its all for clout; for him its the status of a women who won't cause trouble and for her the ability to say she fucked with him"
by J spence May 8, 2024
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Clout-Sucker

The modern form of vampirism.
A person that has no clout see clout stitches or shares a ticktock with loads of likes and shares to suckle followers and likes for themselves.

A person that claims to know someone publicly to gain clout by association.
Person A is telling people his mom went to school with Jack Black. Person Anis clout-sucking.
Clout-sucker
by We Are Mad November 26, 2021
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clout show

A show that only gets views cause of cast and nostalgia. Or the name of the production but is really crap.
by Nishiiiii11 November 26, 2021
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