Foot humper

A nervous, pervert, squirrel. A guy that is is weird in a strange way that naturally upsets any woman he meets. A misfit that didn't get the memo. A dumbass who secretly thinks he is the shit. The wimp that thinks he's a pimp. He is the monkey that fucks the football. An adult male that your mother sprays down with the garden hose when he comes around. The fucked up guy that drugs the others in The Hangover films. A super pest. The little CHihuahua that humps the shit out of your foot while you wait for your girlfriend with her father.

Aw, here comes that foot humper that latched on to me a few years ago. How did he know I am going to the club?

by Screaming Pontiac Goat November 14, 2020

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foot cap

The moment when u find out your girl cant hang out.

He wanna hang out today
her I cant

him ah that's foot cap

by SUm1callme September 27, 2020

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Foot Pencil

The act of licking a pencil than putting the pencil through each one of your toes individually and having a koala sniffing the eraser

“Yo get the koala we got to do some foot pencil”

by Grape_Juice_in_my_Booty December 23, 2020

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foot fingering

When you finger a females pussy with your foot. Usually you jab your heal in, then in an left right motion move the toe area around until she cums. Do not try with pink eye.

Him: hey babe, how should I finger you?
Her: idk, how?
Him: what about I foot finger (foot fingering) you ?

Her: baby how'd you know!
Him: I'm that good.
Narrator: holy fuck he is an alpha chad lvl.100
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by Bman165 February 15, 2021

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