Maple Flips

Goofy ass nigga who got paid to not ship out a mat.

Block Maple Flips

by Factspeakingmotherfucker January 17, 2024

Two flips of the same coin

"two flips of a same coin" means that when you flip the same coin twice you'll either get the exact same side or two opposite sides. This is an expression used in reference to people who often have the exact opposite opinions (as the chance of opposite sides is 2/3) happen to have the exact same opinion on a subject. It can also be used sarcastically or twisted to mean that despite two people showing complete opposite worldviews, at the core of it there is the same message/intention. Not to be confused with the phrase two sides of the same coin, which means something completely different.

Friend 1: hey that insert propaganda agent was really right on political subject
Friend 2: no actually the insert opposite view propaganda agent was really right when he said political take
*Debating ensues*
Friend 3: y'all are just two flips of the same coin...

by Etymologynerdette April 21, 2024

Ranch flats

When you use ranch as lube for anal sex and when he pulls out his penis, and the ranch follows and lands flat on the floor.

Woah! Look at those ranch flats.

by Whatwhatchickenturd May 7, 2024

no flies on you

You’re not dead whereby flies would be all over the body: therefore, you’re alive & your brain is fully functional. Example: I say “there’s a full moon out tonight and you say “ well there’s no flies on you”. In others words, you are not lying.

I say “ there’s a full moon out tonight” and you say “well there’s no flies on you”. Meaning you’re not lying.

by anonymous January 31, 2025

Broomhead Flats

A majestic trio o’ high-rise palaces proudly scarring the skyline near Dunfermline city centre. These fine establishments boast a rare blend o’ Scotland’s top-tier scatter flats and semi-functioning jakeys, spread majestically across 11 floors. Famed for their panoramic vistas—best enjoyed mid-air—the red block remains the go-to departure lounge for any da who's lost a rammy wi’ the bairn’s maw. Fitba socks oan, roll-up hingin’ fae the gub, and a final ‘aw fuck this’—ye cannae beat tradition.

If ye've never seen a polis chase end in Broomhead Flats, have ye even lived in Fife?

by Red Rose UK February 17, 2025

Downtown Flipsy-Doodle

n. Sexual position, similar to reverse-cowgirl. Urban variation on the term.

We started with missionary, and then doggie style, but when he got tired I finished us off with a downtown flipsy-doodle.

by TDotManz July 24, 2025

one fits size all

A horribly botched version of “one size fits all,” usually said by someone trying to sound confident while absolutely not knowing what they’re talking about.

Usage:
Describes anything that is claimed to work for everyone but clearly doesn’t — from T-shirts to tech solutions to your coworker’s “universal” Excel macro that crashes on every PC except his.

“The IT guy said his script works for every machine… a real ‘one fits size all’ solution. It bricked half the office.”

by barry_tje November 28, 2025