This is a term to describe when someone has the ability to dress well all the time. They do not necessarily boast about it and sometimes may not realize it.
Archie: "Man Smiley, I got it bad dude. So bad I'm losin' sleep."
Smiley: "What's up, Archie?"
Archie: "My boss at work is so gorgeous that it's hard for me to concentrate. If I hear her voice, I get nervous."
Smiley: "Wow! Sounds like a good problem to have!"
Archie: "Even worse, she's got the fab fit flex and she don't even know it! She said people have knocked her clothes!"
Smiley: "Dang! That's terrible. Sound like she surrounds herself with suckers! Give her some props, brother!"
Smiley: "What's up, Archie?"
Archie: "My boss at work is so gorgeous that it's hard for me to concentrate. If I hear her voice, I get nervous."
Smiley: "Wow! Sounds like a good problem to have!"
Archie: "Even worse, she's got the fab fit flex and she don't even know it! She said people have knocked her clothes!"
Smiley: "Dang! That's terrible. Sound like she surrounds herself with suckers! Give her some props, brother!"
by von groovy June 23, 2024
Get the Fab Fit Flexmug. by indigoproxy March 19, 2019
Get the bring the flexmug. This guy was totally flex-texting me! Talking about business he owns(works for uncle), car he owns(belongs to baby momma) etc
by therealtriciaj July 28, 2015
Get the flex-textingmug. Verb: To flex
Flexing is the voluntary act of bragging about an achievement or something one has. One may flex his property (such as money or jewelry), or his achievements (see example below) in order to feel superior to his peers and make them feel inferior, reassuring himself of his superiority.
Flexing is the voluntary act of bragging about an achievement or something one has. One may flex his property (such as money or jewelry), or his achievements (see example below) in order to feel superior to his peers and make them feel inferior, reassuring himself of his superiority.
Guy 1: Hey man, how did the test go?
Guy 2: I scored 70/100, how did you do?
Guy 1: Mh, 72/100, not bad not good.
Flexer: Haha! I scored 99/100 noobs!
Out of nowhere
Flexer: HEY GUYS, LOOK AT <insert valuable possession and/or personal achievement of dubious value>!
Guy 2: I scored 70/100, how did you do?
Guy 1: Mh, 72/100, not bad not good.
Flexer: Haha! I scored 99/100 noobs!
Out of nowhere
Flexer: HEY GUYS, LOOK AT <insert valuable possession and/or personal achievement of dubious value>!
by almosca99 June 1, 2020
Get the Flexmug. by david swag August 28, 2018
Get the swag flexmug. flex offenders are people who flex so hard it makes others uncomfortable and the flex offender seem unapproachable and greedy. flex offenders have to stay at least 25meters from mirrors.
by flailyhaley June 22, 2025
Get the flex offendermug. The act of bragging, recounting, one-upping, about a traumatic life event - physical (i.e. road rash, bad cramps, etc.), medical emergency (anything from a splinter to a widowmaker heart attack), mental health related (“The cheese slid off my cracker in 20__”), major life event (someone you loved croaked or croaked themselves), or emotionally inflicted (from a breakup to being gang raped by a whole Archdiocese of priests and nuns), even bemoaning one’s racial plight and/or difficulties associated with their sexuality/gender identification/you-name-it.
It is simply a ploy to garner sympathy and attention, perhaps intersectional leverage. Quite an effective strategic tool.
It is simply a ploy to garner sympathy and attention, perhaps intersectional leverage. Quite an effective strategic tool.
(Ned): “Did I tell you that I endured four weeks of chest pains before I had my heart attack, stroke, and Exploding Colon Syndrome?”
(Jacques): “Ya. Fifteen times since Juneteeenth. Maybe get checked for the ‘heimers, too. And quit with the trauma flexing. It pisses off everyone and makes me uncomfortable, you dong.”
(Jacques): “Ya. Fifteen times since Juneteeenth. Maybe get checked for the ‘heimers, too. And quit with the trauma flexing. It pisses off everyone and makes me uncomfortable, you dong.”
by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne July 14, 2025
Get the Trauma flexingmug.