Sage Flakes

When you scratch the shit out of your skin so hard it looks like like you are attempting to make your arm a make shift lottery crossword puzzle and you leave flakes of skin over any given object.

Hey, look at that old smelly guy leaving his sage flakes all over the place, gross.

by New Meta Strats September 12, 2015

pasty flakes

a male faggot typically one who has very pale skin also large amounts of dandruff.

man that kid gavin is such a pasty flakes.
-yeah i know right?!

by Gavin Suter March 22, 2016

crone flakes

The skin that comes off an elderly person. Usually caused by dry aging skin and poor hygiene.

That old guy left crone flakes all over the chair he was sitting in.

by Phleb82 May 10, 2016

jam-flake

A musician who agrees to play music with but never shows up.

I can't believe he didn'tshow up to play music, I think we got "jam-flaked !"

by ☆GENDA☆ September 22, 2016

Spawn flake

Dried up seminal fluid in flake form

I can't believe Doug left some spawn flakes on jerrys chin

by Doomboon November 5, 2016

Cum Flakes

After semen is set in the sun for a long period of time, it may become hard and brittle. This is known as "cum flakes."

His cum dried up into brittle flakes called cum flakes after it set in a tissue for a week.

by ChloeV124 December 17, 2016

Frosted Flakes

The act of cumming in a girls hair without her knowing, so it dries and when she brushes her hair the next day, frosted flakes come out.

I gave Torrey frosted flakes. Lol

by biggdickdaddddy July 9, 2016