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fart party

(noun): 1. a party where people sit around farting and galavanting. 2. A cluster fuck. 3. A situation that is not taken seriously.
Why are you sitting around, having a fart party, when there is work to be done.

That operation was a real fart party.
by Ned Plimpton February 24, 2011
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shart fart

The noise made right before someone sharts themselves, typically followed by an awkward grimace and a "whoops!"
Did you see Timmy playing soccer today? The coach called him out after he started walking like a penguin? The referee was startled by the shart fart Timmy released at the goal crease.
by the comand'r October 10, 2016
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meaty fart

A fart that sounds like it would taste meaty and/or smells meaty
That meaty fart sounded so heavy and smelled like steak
by Chang Qou November 9, 2015
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fart grenade

A Widely used tactic in the bed, casually used like this:
1. pretend you are holding a grenade
2. fart in your pretend grenade
3. hover your grenade over the victims nose.
watch his/her's reaction.
A unsuspected fart grenade was used in bed.
Jerry: grenade!
Kiersten: what?
Kiersten: Eww!
Jerry: GOTY!
Kiersten: It smells like a gas chamber!
by [InsertXboxLiveGamertagHere] November 16, 2019
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Fart and spin

The art of farting in a confined space and spinning round to increase maximum effect
If you don't back the fuck i will fart and spin
by Uncle fucker 2 October 2, 2016
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leaker farts

Those insanely embarrassing tiny little pressure-farts that come squeaking out of your anus at the worst moments such as at a wedding or at dinner with your in-laws.
Although it could have easily been mistaken for muffled submachine gun sounds in the distance, it became quickly clear from the horrid stench that is was my leaker farts.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 9, 2019
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rabbit farts

The sweetest, most unobtrusive flatulence you’ll ever encounter.
I wish I could bottle rabbit farts, they smell like lilacs and clover.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 11, 2019
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