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Epic Fail

Obama, Pelosi and all the other idiots who passed or supported this abomination of a health care bill. This is a disgrace to America.
John: Obama's health care bill just passed.

Derek: Great, we all just got an Alabama hot pocket from congress... epic fail
by ATRUEAmerican March 24, 2010
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pass-fail

When you successfully pass someone on a road, only to see them pull up beside you at the next set of stop lights.
Alex: ugh goddamn this slow guy, he's going 49 in a 50
Joe: Pass him dude
3 minutes later
Alex: oh the guy i passed is beside us now
Joe: Nice pass-fail man
by gangstacrizab December 10, 2009
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meta fail

A fail that is not achievable by most people. contrary to popular belief epic failure is not the highest form of failure, meta failure is. if you ever achieve meta failure you should A)kill yourself and do the world a favor B)never again partake in the activity that you achieved meta failure in as long as you live
Examples: bush, Enron, Antarctica.

person 1: "dude, that girl just choked on air"
Person 2: "meta fail"
by pixie_dust1293 February 4, 2009
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Ass and Fail

What bad things are made of. Another way to say that something sucks. Comes from the fact that asses and failure aren't generally considered to be good things.

Not quite as retarded as teh suck, but pretty close.
Boys are made of snips and snails and puppy dog tails.

Girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice.

Things that rule are made of win and god.

Things that suck are made of ass and fail.
by lol anonymous May 30, 2006
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Chainsaw of fail

An expression towards someone who has committed an act of fail. Supposed to express a chainsaw hacking apart the other person's bad logic.
"Violets are red, roses are blue..."
"Dude, violets aren't red! Chainsaw of fail!"
by jonay81687 December 23, 2008
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Fail fruit

oh my gosh Ben is the fail fruit of the family.
by Buzz McCallister December 12, 2010
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Failed Abortion

/Ab-or-Shun Fail-Yur/
Noun
Also known as a unwanted pregnancy, Someone who is the result of a broken condom, defective birth control, or as the name states, when a doctor fails to abort an unwanted infant, many of these types of people often grow up to be dictators of countries, serial killers, rapists, cyberbullies and other unwanted types of people in society.
The weeboo hypocrite known as Shawn is a failed abortion, bullying others, accusing them of being gay while in the closet himself, a perfect advertisement of why condoms and birth control are needed.
by The Painful Reality January 29, 2019
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