An ancient method of energy control practiced by selected members of the Chinese population, said to allow the user to gain full mastery of his inner chi. Advanced practioners are said to be able to exert control on nearby individuals. Historically Fu Jiang Xuai practitioners played an instrumental role in assisting in China’s population boom, through their ability to channel Chi to the users’ sexual reproductive organs. They are a highly clandestine group and their presence was only recently known through the discovery of Fu Jiang Xuai scrolls in abandoned meeting grounds.
Fu Jiang Xuai practitioners undergo stringent testing and examination before they are able to fully master its techniques. Based on ancient scrolls, Fu Jiang Xuai extends to 3 levels, with level 3 being granted to only experienced users able to exert full control to other individuals. These tests have been known to be extremely rigorous, with inexperienced members being unable to walk properly for months (or in some cases, years).
Fu Jiang Xuai practitioners undergo stringent testing and examination before they are able to fully master its techniques. Based on ancient scrolls, Fu Jiang Xuai extends to 3 levels, with level 3 being granted to only experienced users able to exert full control to other individuals. These tests have been known to be extremely rigorous, with inexperienced members being unable to walk properly for months (or in some cases, years).
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