donald trump

someone who actually would not be the man he is today without his hair

"I have a stylist I go to in Queens. His name is Antonio. I think he's a fruit. But the bottom line is that the hair speaks for itself. Here's his card, tell him I sent you, and ask for the onion loaf."

by foo bear September 18, 2005

Donald Trump

a fucking bitch that is a bad asshole. Should not be a fucking assholing prez.

Donald Trump is a Fucking Bitch.

by bigfatman1234567890 January 23, 2017

Donald Trump

bitch ass meat head.

yo that dude is just like donald trump so fucking full of himself

by bvbarmy forever May 7, 2016

Donald Trump

The Donald Trump is where you shoot your sperm on someones face and throw money at them. Whatever sticks to their face, they get to keep!

"I was broke, so when I gave her the Donald Trump I used a handful of change so i could still have bus fare home! I probably shouldn't have thrown it as hard though..."

by lost4eternitynow January 7, 2010

Donald Trump

An idiot that proves that stupidity is real

Donald trump is the definition of stupidity.

by SLAUGHTERER321 February 2, 2017

Donald Trump

An old man who has the skin colour of an oompa loompa. Has a child that is too young for his age.

Is that an oompa loompa over there? No that's just donald trump.

by youoweusdogs January 20, 2017

Donald Trump

The man.. okay. The man is gonna Cause world war 1 he is the reason people cant do shit. He asked Russians, those filthy bastards (not all Russians I like Russia tbh), they helped him win. Little did they know, they is ending the world, how bout we end russia and make donald trump the president there, that outta teach em for ruining a country you get yours ruined to, let me break all this down for you. Donald Trump is SATAN!

Donald trump: I will make the world hell again!

by lxvelysinner September 4, 2019