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speed docking

A new form of space docking thought to have originated in the jam scene of Baltimore. While space docking is the act of defecating directly into one's vagina. Like a space ship attempting to dock to a space station, "space docking" involves very accurate control and near-perfect alignment of the two orifices.

The true tale of what speed docking is still remains a mystery. Some say it is a version of space docking but on a boat while spun out.
"Hey mama, wanna ride my boat and try speed docking tonight?"
by TronTastic Cheshire Avenger August 23, 2011
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Assisted docking

When you dock with another man, who happens to be a cripple. Requiring you to hold both your own and the other guy's danger noodle in order to touch tips
Connor got with a paraplegic guy and had to perform assisted docking when they touched tips
by Fallen Hussar February 21, 2023
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sweep a dock

When you catch someone unsuspecting and side kick their foot causing it to hit the other one,resulting in an immediate and violent sideways fall
“I’m gonna sweep a dock under his ass
by Monkeynut March 31, 2023
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Tongue docking

When someone slides their tongue inside your foreskin
Miss R pulled all of Mr. J’s foreskin forward and asked to slide her tongue inside, in doing so she was tongue docking with him.
by J-intact October 10, 2023
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Celery Dock

Take a celery stalk, shove it in your ass. Take the other end and have your buddy shove it in his. Then you swap peanut butter.
Me and Janes dad celery docked the other night, his peanut butter was delicious!
by Tung "Punch" Bungwhole October 27, 2023
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Docking Failure

When A Man Shits Into Another Persons Asshole And Tries To Insert His Penis And Is Unable To Do
Hey Buddy How’d It Go With Your Date
Not Well Dad, She Didn’t Really Like That Docking Failure Move You Taught Me
by macadeliusthemagical January 21, 2024
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Docking procedure

When you punch someone in the stomach then run behind them to fuck their asshole . It may include elbow deep fisting .
When in prison watch out for the guys wanting to show you their docking procedure
by Dr.FistHer February 3, 2024
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