Extra Large Areola disorder

When a woman has an areola bigger than a human head.

When Beth Chapmans top fell down it was clear she had Extra Large Areola Disorder.

by Young Blood Chapman October 3, 2007

Roleplay identity disorder (RID)

Roleplay identity disorder is a form of DID (dissociative identity disorder) where the subject feels the need to pretend or 'roleplay' that they have this very rare disorder

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Roleplay identity disorder (RID)' by my therapist. She says it's a real disorder

by A real life doctor June 11, 2021

Post-dramatic Stress Disorder

A condition in which the victim cannot sleep, has marital issues, anger management problems and other anti-social behaviors caused by being dragged to plays, opera, ballet, and especially modern dance performances.

Ever since she dragged him to the opera, he hasn't been the same. Today, he just lost it over the littlest thing...I think he has Post-dramatic Stress Disorder.

by edddddddddddddddddd December 28, 2008

Post-Trump Stress Disorder

A feeling typically associated with dread,night terrors and flashbacks from the presidential election results.

Me: I can't come into work today.
Boss:Why?
Me: I'm dealing with Post-Trump Stress Disorder.
Boss: Understood

by NamedoneLetterE November 9, 2016

STD (Stiff Thumb Disorder)

This a serious condition that is a direct result from texting to much. Working your thumbs till they become stiff.

This disorder may also effect hardcore gamers who play video games for long extended periods of time.

Mike: Hey Billy..you wanna play some Wii?

Billy: Not tonight man, I think I may have a STD (Stiff Thumb Disorder).

Mike: What!@#$ Is it burning?

Billy: No, I got stiff thumbs from texting to much last night. I can't use a controller till my thumbs work again.

by Jamie AKA The Hussy Housewife January 4, 2010

Katerina Obsessive Disorder

the KOD refers to an unhealthy obsession with @karlasmannerss; so much so that people who are affected with this disorder can’t stop making hate tweets/posts about her 24/7. Other symptoms of this disorder include - thinking hating on Katerina is their reason to breathe, their hobby and their lifestyle. This disorder is generally found in people who do not have jobs, people with no life or people who stink. After many studies, doctors claim the only way you can get rid of this disorder is to…dye.

Jobless rat: Tanked! Nobody cares about k*terina

Kats protectors: STFU i think u have a KOD (Katerina Obsessive Disorder)… go get a life!

by shxmless October 9, 2021

Post Traumatic COD Disorder

n. Abbr. PTCD
A serious physical/psychological disorder caused by the attendence, academic pressures, and brutality of the College of Dupage. Affected victims more than likely develop some degree of scolionophobia. Symptoms may include but are not limited to: any form of distress, difficulty breathing, hypertension, irratability, hyperawareness, agitation, panic attacks, elevated pulse rate, insomnia, anxiety, and other serious health risks in the duration and aftermath of first and second semester. These symptoms, while triggered by experiences or passing moments of rememberence, may also occur at random. Fortunately, PTCS usually diminishes within the first 1-2 weeks of summer.

See also: College of Dupage

"Son, your mother and I couldn't help but notice you're not yourself, your grades are steadily declining, you're not sleeping, you're easily angered, I've never seen you so stressed in my life."

"Dad, I think I have Post Traumatic COD Disorder."

by COD Prisoner May 14, 2009