Ding-dong-ditch means that you knock on a random door and you run away after you knock and when the awnser the door the person or thing will not see you run and they will think that your there but your not your running away from them
by Natalie Eay May 29, 2017

"guys John totally ding dong ditched me last night." "I was so ready for it to go up there but then he just stopped."
by badgrl696969 May 1, 2019

Honey, what do you think of my ding-a-ling bling?
It's sooo cute!
Just trying to make it prettier for you!
It's sooo cute!
Just trying to make it prettier for you!
by Nat88 March 19, 2012

by Seagullmuthaphuckinpikey October 27, 2011

When a piece of shit loser knocks a girl up and can't handle the financial and emotional responsibility of being a father so he leaves her high and dry.
by Chadleyturpenkum March 12, 2017

by Su’umYungGai June 18, 2018

by HorseBumbo October 8, 2013
