by Nashawaty April 24, 2005
Get the Delta Coochie mug.rich sorority girls who will snub you if you are not on the lacrosse team. these girls go out at 9 p.m. and go home by 11 p.m. the only thing they are good at is snorting coke and egging guys on (when they all have boyfriends). at schools where "kay-dees" are not your typical over-bronzed, daddy's girls, they are usually complete cows who spend all of their time studying (unlike the girls who are able to be fun and academically put-together). at schools where kay dees have formal rush, they tend to only present their prettiest girls, and have no problem being fake (since they are all the time anyway). they are all light-weights who think they are better than everyone else, and unlike most sororities, there is a 0% chance that you will ever find a real, genuine, down-to-earth kay dee girl.
"the only person that i've ever met who's more of a light-weight than you is that kappa delta chick."
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Delta Chi is a fraternity that is notoriously known for being the biggest tools on campus. Although they have the best parties on greek row they cant help but to be the biggest bros.
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Get the CTRL + ALT + DELETE mug.A Delta male is usually the prey of Alpha males. Delta males tend to be weak not only in physique, but also in mental capacity. Delta males usually enjoy being dominated and tormented by Alpha males, and usually go so far as paying for this treatment. Delta males are the most pathetic males in existence, closer to pansies than real men.
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Delta Delta Delta, better known as Tri-Delta or Tri-Delt.
**You know what they say**:
Can't get laid, try delt (everyone else has)!
(According to folklore, the three Deltas represent three "points" or erect cocks Tri-Delts strive to have in or around their mouth, have between their legs, and otherwise entertain, at all times)
>>>>Tri-delts are largely involved with philanthropy and community service. Their signature event is year-round: raising men's self-esteems, reminding them there are always girls who will have sex with them, since 1889.
An anonymously written poem:
Say!
I like getting ram-
med, yes I do!! I like cocks,
Sure I'll sleep with you!
Your friend wants in, I'll fuck him too!
You want a reach around?
You want to fuck on the ground?
I can't handle a big schlong??
Oh, you sir are ever-so-wrong!
Eifel Tower me.
Cover me,
Shower me, make it rain.
Do it the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
Sex with me is so good so good you see!
So I will suck on cocks
Protruding from a "Big Sausage Pizza" box.
And I will take it from three, maybe four,
Of your friends, you think I haven't done this before??
And I will fuck over here and over there.
I Say: I will eat cock ANYWHERE!
Are you sad you can't get a date?
While you beat off to a playmate?
Listen here, without a doubt
This is true: I put out
Delta Delta Delta, better known as Tri-Delta or Tri-Delt.
**You know what they say**:
Can't get laid, try delt (everyone else has)!
(According to folklore, the three Deltas represent three "points" or erect cocks Tri-Delts strive to have in or around their mouth, have between their legs, and otherwise entertain, at all times)
>>>>Tri-delts are largely involved with philanthropy and community service. Their signature event is year-round: raising men's self-esteems, reminding them there are always girls who will have sex with them, since 1889.
An anonymously written poem:
Say!
I like getting ram-
med, yes I do!! I like cocks,
Sure I'll sleep with you!
Your friend wants in, I'll fuck him too!
You want a reach around?
You want to fuck on the ground?
I can't handle a big schlong??
Oh, you sir are ever-so-wrong!
Eifel Tower me.
Cover me,
Shower me, make it rain.
Do it the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
Sex with me is so good so good you see!
So I will suck on cocks
Protruding from a "Big Sausage Pizza" box.
And I will take it from three, maybe four,
Of your friends, you think I haven't done this before??
And I will fuck over here and over there.
I Say: I will eat cock ANYWHERE!
Are you sad you can't get a date?
While you beat off to a playmate?
Listen here, without a doubt
This is true: I put out
By jove, it's not too late,
Remember, the adage is true:
Whatever the reason, I'll fuck you,
If any of this you've ever felt,
Then by god, you should be a Tri-Delt!
Can't get laid,
Tri delt.
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>>>Commrade 1: "What it is man?"
(handshake that lasts no less than 12 seconds)
>>>Commrade 2: "Tryin' to get my dick wet tonight! (ingests copious amounts of drank)
Hit up that party down the street, it's sick as shit! Table dancers, no cover, kush out back...it's practically a reverse-sausage-fest!
_______But! Always have plan B, my fine soon-to-be-vomiting-because-you-just-finished-that-fifth-of-jack-alone-curled-in-a-ball-in-the-corner friend--can't get laid, Tri-Delt (*wink*)"
>>>Commrade 1: (Very animated as visions of fornication flood his intoxicated mind...as Tri-Delts have the reputation of being "easy" often (not always). Returning to reality after a 4 second LAG) "Awww yea!"
--Fin
Remember, the adage is true:
Whatever the reason, I'll fuck you,
If any of this you've ever felt,
Then by god, you should be a Tri-Delt!
Can't get laid,
Tri delt.
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-
-
-
>>>Commrade 1: "What it is man?"
(handshake that lasts no less than 12 seconds)
>>>Commrade 2: "Tryin' to get my dick wet tonight! (ingests copious amounts of drank)
Hit up that party down the street, it's sick as shit! Table dancers, no cover, kush out back...it's practically a reverse-sausage-fest!
_______But! Always have plan B, my fine soon-to-be-vomiting-because-you-just-finished-that-fifth-of-jack-alone-curled-in-a-ball-in-the-corner friend--can't get laid, Tri-Delt (*wink*)"
>>>Commrade 1: (Very animated as visions of fornication flood his intoxicated mind...as Tri-Delts have the reputation of being "easy" often (not always). Returning to reality after a 4 second LAG) "Awww yea!"
--Fin
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