Dead Sansjob

A Blowjob given to the receiver by an inanimate skeleton.

Hey did you hear John was at it again?

Oh god what did he do?

He got a dead Sansjob

by sansjobboy69 August 23, 2020

Dead penguin

"Dead penguin" is a term used to describe someone stranded in a problem.

"He's a "dead penguin"..."

by 2cheeks1hole July 2, 2019

Dead inside

To be completely dead and rotting inside mentally, in such a level that you can't handle even seeing the light of day without having a mini seizure because your whole entitlement broke like a grandmas back because your unimportant to this vast lonely stupid world

I feel "Dead inside" today, I think I slept on my left side.

by whyareyouonadickshanitsaary January 19, 2021

Dead Travis

What they will find in my closet when I leave wrapped in plastic and neatly hacked.

Jamie: oh shit dead Travis is liquifying and leaking into my leopard print stilettos!
Jamie's other personality: it's ok they're open toed and winter is coming plus your fat and ugly.

by Poopoooooooooooooooooooooooooo October 26, 2015

mind dead

1) when you don't want to go to sleep but aren't awake enough to do something productive.

2) similar to being a vegetable, except you are locked away in the awesomeness of your currently being binge watched TV show.
3) when you are so pissed off at/about something/someone that you are unresponsive.

1) Josephine was laying on the couch doing nothing because she was mind dead.
2) Alexi was on the couch watching a TV show on her tablet in a state of mind deadness.
3) Jonah killed Tina's cat and Tina was so mad that she was mind dead.

by hella_random_goldfish September 17, 2014

proper dead

Brittish term expressing a highly intense feeling/amount.

you look proper dead gorgeous in this photo.

by Mel J October 18, 2006

Dead Seastar

Sexual position when someone is so tired that they just lie on their back with their arms and legs spread wide and wait for their partner to go to work.

Last night when I went to bed with my partner, I was so tired that fell into the dead seastar position, and still busted a fatty.

by yosita March 25, 2011