Dead Sansjob

A Blowjob given to the receiver by an inanimate skeleton.

Hey did you hear John was at it again?

Oh god what did he do?

He got a dead Sansjob

by sansjobboy69 August 23, 2020

Dead Buns

When you're super serious about doing something or just super serious in general.

"Omg when I see that girl in school, I will pull her weave off, dead buns"
"I am dead buns about posting that picture of you"

by NeonRoses84 September 13, 2014

Dead Inside

Where you have no emotional reaction to the current situation that occurs. Dead inside can be expressed in some situation where something that you'll die for lost or/ and broken

Gorge: *Grabs cake and chucks it out the window*
You : *Doesn't do anything about it* *Dead inside* K

by Mugged Man October 25, 2020

dead pillow

A girl who doesn't move while having sex and let her partner do all the job.

1. Man, I had sex with that fat chick last nigh, she was a total dead pillow.

2. That girl sucks at having sex, she's a dead pillow.

3. If I would have known, I wouldn't have fucked that dead pillow.

by fvck09 February 6, 2009

dead goated

The terrible smell of your snowboard boots after a day of riding

awww nigga i was poachin dat shit all day but my boots is dead goated

by Crunktoberfest February 18, 2008

mind dead

1) when you don't want to go to sleep but aren't awake enough to do something productive.

2) similar to being a vegetable, except you are locked away in the awesomeness of your currently being binge watched TV show.
3) when you are so pissed off at/about something/someone that you are unresponsive.

1) Josephine was laying on the couch doing nothing because she was mind dead.
2) Alexi was on the couch watching a TV show on her tablet in a state of mind deadness.
3) Jonah killed Tina's cat and Tina was so mad that she was mind dead.

by hella_random_goldfish September 17, 2014

ur dead

when ur dead and need to be revived because you haz le ray gun

ur dead nan makes good cake now succ

by Virginboi5000 February 9, 2018