Call of Duty

The game you play when you’re depressed, or have nothing better to do.

Bill: “hey do you play Call of Duty”
Jerald: I’ve played it before but it just kinda gets old after an hour or two of playi...
Bill: “yeah it a pretty great game, you should play it sometime. It only cost 60$ and about 15$ per new DLC. I would highly recommend it really deep and dramatic campaigns. Did I tell you about my guns yet?”

by Fleatings May 8, 2020

Carl of Duty

it was never actually called "Carl of Duty" the original title of the game, was Call of Duty. After numerous virgin years of playing Call of Duty, Carl Kinsey grew to love the game more and more in what his friends would describe as, an 'unhealthy romantic relationship'. The similarities found in the words Call and Carl were too uncanny thus creating the phrase Carl of Duty.

John "I fucked Carl's Bitch"
Tyler "Did he see nah."
John "nah that Chinese kid is playing Carl of Duty"

by Sketto420 September 21, 2021

hoop-duty

A substantial piece of equipment capable of heavy duty work.

That meat grinder - it had a 3.5 hp engine! It's a hoop-duty meat grinder!

by southerngirl1974 April 8, 2011

Call Of Duty

It Was A Good Game since The Other Year's But then The Noob Tuber 360 Noscope Wannabe's screwed up the whole Franchise after 2010 but sure the community was not that bad but the year's Got worse and Black-Ops 4 i Hope they Get Better And not do like Faze Clan Does Or Having A Moaning Or Orgasm Kill Or Screaming Over Its Microphone.

360FazeLurd"OMFG 360 NOSCOPE OOOOOOOOOOMMMmMFFFFGGGGGG"
Mom"Stop Screaming Kiddo"
360FazeLurd"No Im Playing Call Of Duty"

by Dont USe 3rd Reich July 7, 2018

Douche Duty

A poor person that drives a super duty and is concerned about gas mileage.

Ted posts everyday in the Ford forums about mpg,
He’s such a douche duty

by Paul Schmitz March 21, 2022

Call of Duty

A once great video game series, but has fallen from grace due it being milked, a general decline in quality of the games, and internet hate bandwagons.

Person 1: Are you gonna buy BO4?
Person 2: Nah, I quit Call of Duty after Black Ops 3. It just isn't as much fun as it used to be.

by a guy who likes stuff February 21, 2019

Call Of Duty

The most underrated game because everyone on urban dictionary hates this game

Urban dictionary: call of duty sucks
Me: at least we have better things to keep us busy

by anonymous January 9, 2021