Cupcake

A Republican/Conservative/Right Wing who gets upset when things don't go their way.

"You lost the election. Get over it, cupcake"
"Dayummmm look at all those cupcakes throwing a fit"

by Concrete Coyotes November 9, 2020

cupcake liners

when you need to wipe your ass but you ran out of coffee filters.

boyfriend: hey I just used the last coffee filter and it's an emergency....
girlfriend: don't worry, I think we still have cupcake liners.

by miss.slappy.nugget April 11, 2015

Cupcake

Code word for,
"I want to meet up with a 13 year old, even though I'm 30, since I've been explicitly texting her all this time."
OR
"I went to get a 13 year old."

EDP: "I was uh, actually coming out here to pick up a cupcake, and then go back home."

by LeonGotHUGE!Balls April 25, 2021

Cupcake

A piece of crap, inflated by hot air, then topped with more crap.

That Cupcake is going to be frozen under an avalanche of Snowflakes.

by Declutter2009 February 15, 2017

Milf cupcake

A badass chick. One of the most beautiful people you’ll ever meet. Incredible green eyes, and legs that don’t stop. She has a great sense of humor, is always willing to laugh with y

You should get yourself a milf cupcake, you’ll have the time of your life

by Fireside-94 September 27, 2022

Cupcake Carling

The action of Spiking a cupcake named Carl into the ground

Yo Want to join me and Jake in cupcake carling at the party later?

by CapitalistDeej March 19, 2024

Vanilla Cupcake

Code for wanting to have sex but keeping it suddle, generally asked when there are to many people around say say it directly

A guy and a girl were hitting it off at a bar with their friends. The guy asks "Hey, do you want a vanilla cupcake? " The girl says "Sure." Then they leave the bar together.

by bu11seye456 June 12, 2018