Cricket

An object that is not level or parallel. Not plumb. Also known as “Crooked”

Hey Woodman, we need to do a cable adjustment on PT 15 at lunch. The beam is cricket.

Higher up the spikes, the pallet is cricket.

by Vagankle June 21, 2022

crickets

no response; no reaction; silence. often used to emphasize a loss for words, awkwardness

“… crickets 😐😐”

by r0s3t4yl0r July 1, 2023

Pube Cricket

A person that you have no romantic or sexual feelings for that constantly hits up your phone or social media. They are extremely annoying and are only after you sexually.

"This guy just messaged me 5 times in a row, he is such a pube cricket, I wish he would leave me alone."

by epictrollin May 16, 2019

Night Cricket

A term used as a slur against black people.

1: "Dude, did you see the 7/11 down the street get robbed last night?"
2: "Yeah, I saw two night crickets run out the back door."

by wifebeater8651 March 17, 2024

Cricket feet-ing

To rub clean one’s feet after dancing on a dirty floor.

“Y’all better keep cricket feet-ing in this corner!”

by Applenocinnamon October 7, 2023

Mud Cricket

Typically very thin (usually due to drug use,) white female, who enjoys the company of African American males.

Did you see that mud cricket walking down 14th street from the trap house this morning?

by TryThatInASmallTown November 2, 2023

Chimney Crickets

When under investigation by any given agency, Black Coats that ShrinkRayed themselves to hide in your chimney and plant bugs everywhere

“Man, shits gettin weird around here”

“I know man, them damn Chimney Crickets got the block hot”

by Pseudo Doppelgänger May 26, 2024