cream pie

whatever goes in your mouth that is nice and creamy and sometimes really tasty

My friend likes cream pies.
really....so does mine...they are so weird bro.
ya bro.

by we.all.eat.cheese. here. April 22, 2019

kahlua and cream

The act of shitting in a womans vagina and then fucking her til you cum in her

I fucked her through my shit until I came dude. Best kahlua and cream ever

by Starlinga December 17, 2017

cream on top

When you cum on top of a person's head.

Bro 1 "dude i tried to give my girl a facial but I missed and my cum got all in her hair"

Bro 2 "so you cream on topped her?"

Bro 1 "ya! It was awesome"

by Jedidoc87 June 27, 2017

Jew Cream

A religion created for no good reason but did good. It has a pope and a bishop they love slavery. They love to smoke the bong and make Jewish ice cream.

Jacwin ' what religion should I join?'
Pope Sam wise the 4th 'Jew cream of course'
Jacwin ' I like to smoke the bong'
Pope Sam wise the 4th 'Same here bud'

by Pope Urban Sam Wise The 1st February 12, 2017

ninja cream

When you sneak up behind someone and cream in them before they know you were there

Damn, I was minding my own business when I look down a realize I had been ninja creamed! The nerve on that guy.

by xjax1 January 15, 2018

Creamed out

Similar to greening out, “creaming out” is a state of mind/body where an individual is out of cream (cum). A shortage or scarcity of baby batter(cum) is due to excessive ejaculation. In a severe case, a person may black out, face short term memory loss and/or heat shock.

Shit bro, I’ve been edging for days and gotta release my seed. Imma cream so hard.

Next day: I’m so “creamed out”…shit (faints on the spot).

by Jared Erman June 21, 2021

titty cream

An antiseptic cream, which doesn't actually exist, specifically for the purpose of applying to enflamed, grazed, chafed, cut or swollen nipples.

By the end of the marathon, Morticia's nipples were so swollen and red-raw, having just had a sweaty running shirt chafing them for a good 4 hours or more, that she applied a whole tube of titty cream to both of them.

by The Double Bass Adonis August 16, 2012