tactical crap

when you shit to confuse your attack

person A. i won via a tactical crap

person B: good

by chris_luva February 2, 2022

Crap collector

Someone who travels the world in search of the rarest and finest pieces of crap.

I recently quit my job to become a crap collector.

by Professor Stinkbottom December 5, 2009

Crap on the floor

What dogs do when they want to spite you.

Dogs like to crap on the floor a lot, don't they?

by Bonjourstupid April 17, 2019

having a crap

The act of sitting on the toilet/ in a bush to get rid of the waste in your body

Watch my back, im having a crap in this bush

by CD2015 April 8, 2016

its a crap

The scene it’s a trap but with shit

Oh no its a crap

by The only pug July 16, 2021

crap sac

A person who sucks at life and not s absolutely terrible at trials of Osiris in destiny.

Shaxie says to Metro," Hey crap sac get Rez."

by L1g3tKing21 May 3, 2017

crap nuggets

Used to express pain or shock. It was a rare phrase but became more common when Metroman used it in Megamind.

Crap nuggets!

by frabrizio September 13, 2016