A fictional brand of soft-drink marketed and branded as the "in-drink" for people who are extremely lame. 1. If used in association with a person's name, it means that person is lame or a douchbag. 2. If used to refer to a beverage being consume at the time of use, it means the drink is of poor quality or suck.
1. Hey Zach, why don't you put down your crap-a-cola, finish your sandwich, and get the hell out of my house!
2. I'd like to buy the world a crap-a-cola.
2. I'd like to buy the world a crap-a-cola.
by poopstain devon May 10, 2008
Get the crap-a-colamug. A mildly crass way to describe actions either on purpose or by accident causing a denial of service or inconvenience to others by putting out a large useless volume of something.
Some corporate asshat caused a ton of support calls due to his badly coded app crap flooding the network with traffic.
by winston smith the III March 20, 2017
Get the crap floodingmug. by chris_luva February 2, 2022
Get the tactical crapmug. When lag occurs due to heavy downloading of needless crap on your computer. May be from downloading too many videos, games, music,and never deleting any.
by Liberate March 15, 2009
Get the Crap-Laggedmug. Dude. I sat down to take a massive dump at Dodger stadium and realized after I had mudbutt that there were no crap tickets.
by DoNotCorner July 10, 2010
Get the Crap Ticketsmug. by Dentor January 16, 2020
Get the Crap dustmug. A more specific and truthful description of "Google Maps" — the directions provided by Google Maps that lead you to a place not even remotely close to your desired terminus. Essentially, whether you reach your desired destination is a crapshoot.
"I followed the directions from Google Craps about how to go from midtown Manhattan to Lord & Taylor in Scarsdale; however, I wound up at a beach in Mamaroneck."
by Buzzman_ie September 12, 2013
Get the google crapsmug.