Hohoholy Crap

When something is too funny/weird/apaulling to comprehend.

"Hohoholy crap what is *THAT*"

by BatShitCrazyCanadian August 3, 2018

snap crap

When you are snapchatting on the toilet while pooping. The snaps you send are call "snap craps"

I sent my friend a snap crap this morning

by queenlady June 2, 2015

crap sac

A person who sucks at life and not s absolutely terrible at trials of Osiris in destiny.

Shaxie says to Metro," Hey crap sac get Rez."

by L1g3tKing21 May 3, 2017

tactical crap

when you shit to confuse your attack

person A. i won via a tactical crap

person B: good

by chris_luva February 2, 2022

crap flooding

A mildly crass way to describe actions either on purpose or by accident causing a denial of service or inconvenience to others by putting out a large useless volume of something.

Some corporate asshat caused a ton of support calls due to his badly coded app crap flooding the network with traffic.

by winston smith the III March 20, 2017

crap-a-cola

A fictional brand of soft-drink marketed and branded as the "in-drink" for people who are extremely lame. 1. If used in association with a person's name, it means that person is lame or a douchbag. 2. If used to refer to a beverage being consume at the time of use, it means the drink is of poor quality or suck.

1. Hey Zach, why don't you put down your crap-a-cola, finish your sandwich, and get the hell out of my house!

2. I'd like to buy the world a crap-a-cola.

by poopstain devon May 10, 2008

Holy Crap

When you take a turd and there is no residue left to clean off your hole.

Holy craps are my favorite because you don't need to wipe.

by Haliaeetus Luecocephalus March 15, 2020