Douche Canoe

A douche who lives his whole life a canoe, drinking sea water and surviving on fish.

''Serhan your such a douche canoe''

by SerhanBilalJames April 18, 2013

Canookian

An American who goes to school in Canada, but then returns to the United States as an adult.

Oscar, of Washington DC (hardly a state), went to McGill University, the "Harvard of Canada." After educa-nooking himself with Canadian pacificism, Oscar returned as a full-fledged Canookian to the United States to date hot American women.

by jibarra February 15, 2008

Canoodling

The act of a male couple or two drunk guys who put their uncircumcised pork pistols head to head and one guy reaches over and pulls the other guys forekin over his hard on and jerk both of them off with the extra skin. The opposite of lesbians scissoring.

Me and my boo decided to spice it up in the kitchen so we started canoodling.

by DrunkenMutt August 15, 2016

silly canoon

yo a silly canoon is a ho u wanna f#%$ in the eyes. normally a skank.

Yo, that skanks a silly canoon

by Chris Zelof January 4, 2005

canon

To Canon or the practice of Canoning is associated with the specific and highly regarded skill of hitting or cannoning a ball, while running at full speed. The ball would preferably be moving at a rate of knots at the time, however in exceptional cases (Alex, free kick, Chelsea vs Liverpool) a static ball is allowed.

The Canon is a underused art in most professional sport, however it is slowly being reintroduced by purists of the game, it is now most commonly found in hockey at it highest level. Hockey allows the ball to be hit in a constantly rising trajectory until it is stopped only by the net.
Jesus Christ, he's just unleashed a Canon

Jesus Christ, he's just unleashed a Canon

by ahycrwjs May 22, 2011

jigaboo canoe

AKA a girl with a saggy as fuck cunt.

Neal: Vivi, u have a fucking jigaboo canoe

Vivi: STFU, i cant help it...maybe if i shagged less random ppl in the street....

by Heavens Cloud November 21, 2004

Canon

Ejaculating to someones face from great distance (atleast 1,5meters)

I just did canon to our homeroom teacher.

by PredatorLoli May 24, 2018