Clarted

When you get shit on. Commonly used in context of a video game.

That guy challenged me to a 1v1 and he got fucking clarted

by nosleepforyou November 23, 2021

Certified honomoes

a whatsapp group with 2 moffies and how many hoers and is known as one of the rival skinner groups of skinnerlations

theres two hoers from certified honomoes

by B4URAGE1184 November 23, 2021

certified pussy slayer

jodh fishburn

Jodh is such a certified pussy slayer!!!

by ellie hb December 7, 2021

certy

abbreviation for certified, often used in the phrase "certy dumper", meaning that someone has a fat ass. Like an absolute dump truck. Like that shit is life-changing cus it's so massive. It's too much to grab.

Troy: Damn that girl has a fat ass
Martin: Yeah she got a certy dumper!

by certy dumper bitches February 4, 2022

Clart

To but someone in a semi aggressive way but can be used in a joking way. A word owned by Harry s

Nugget I shall clart you if you don't shut up

by Nuggets egirl gf December 11, 2021

Certain Nameless Person

a character or individual who shall remain unnamed due to their track record of targetting and harassing anyone who tries to bring to light the truth of their actions. usually someone who has blatantly shown to disregard the rule of law as well as practicing bad faith and relies on string man arguments and obvious lies to twist a narrative to their favor for selfish reasons

bystander1: that "certain nameless person" really does show no shame don't they?

red and white reporter: that "certain nameless person" has decided to go after anyone who tries to go against their narrative, what a shame, what a shame indeed

by howdyhenryhowe December 30, 2021

Certified lover boy

Certified lover boy is that guy who his birthday is on the valentine's day

-Do you know that stergios is a certified lover boy?
-why?
-he was born on the valentine's day

by StergiosShorty February 9, 2022