kevin christopher

some old ass nigga thats like hundreds of millions of years old

"yo my grandpa old asf" - taj
"he not as old as kevin that nigga was in the primordial soup" - kevin christopher

by leviticus3k December 22, 2021

Christopher

Christopher is an amazing man. Very loyal and knows many people, but he's a very shy person. He really can get hurt easily by his own friends but hides it inside. Either way he finds happiness by distracting himself. He seeks for love a lot and hopes to find his true love. When he finds love he's the most happiest man in the world. This is for my boyfriend chris. I love you

Person1: Bro remember Christopher?!
Person2: Oh yeah! He was a pretty cool dude..

by anonymous December 25, 2021

Roland Christopher

Roland Christopher is a good person and a very handsome man. He's very compatible with a girl named Irene.

Roland Christopher stole my heart. Ugh!

by motorchair May 17, 2022

christopher franco

he is the hottest and sexiest man alive, the best mobile fortnite player to ever grace this earth. jr is ass compared to him. esteban wants to suck him but he is taken. esteban committed suicide after that. in his prime he was better at soccer than ronaldo and messi combined. rachel and nana are very jealous because chris is going to be rich and they will live on the streets where they belong. jose has a crush on rachel tho.

christopher franco: exists*
everyone: marry me pls
christopher franco: fuck you

by Hdhdbdhrbr May 24, 2022

Christopher Columbus

When you go to the bathroom in another department at work to leave the vilest shit possible.

I had to go over to General Assembly to get some parts and Christopher Columbus'd while I was there.

by Kemo_the_Clown June 3, 2022

Christopher Pate

The greatest friend you could ever ask for

Damn that Christopher Pate has a huge cock

by Yourchristallmighty March 30, 2022

Christopher Madrid

A very cute player that many girls simp for. He is very cute and makes the non-hoe girls fall for him. Hopefully he is obsessed with the right girl. He is boy who doesn't know what he wants. He is hispanic, short, hot, cute, indecisive, mamas boy, has mommy issues, like boobs, really loves thighs, is a one piece fan, is a player yet wants something serious. He is very kind and sweet though, he just isn't dating material though.

Christopher Madrid needs to get his shit together.

by urlocalMILF<3 April 10, 2022