The act of a taking one's penis (hot doggy), laying it in between a pair of butt cheeks longways. Then the receiver squirts some nasty poop on the hot doggy, while getting their cheeks slammed together, creating fountains of glorious chili flying everywhere.
Hey Jake, I'm really wanting a hot steamy chili dog slam right now, my buns are aching to be slammed.
by Chili dog slammer January 2, 2022

by LDi July 30, 2008

by Shitlord4747 July 22, 2016

when a man is ass fucking a dog while fingering a camel and a women is masturbating to spongebob and using a care to shove up the dogs mouth ant to finish it up the man jizzes out gummy bears
by a guy/girl/camel/dog December 14, 2010

The act of a male eating the ingredients to texas chili and proceeding to make himself vomit on his girl's head. Then he places a bowl on her head and gives her a haircut.
Joey: I am kind of hungry. What should I eat for dinner?
Stephanie: I really need a haircut.
Joey: Are you thinking what I am thinking?
Stephanie: TEXAS CHILI-BOWL!
Stephanie: I really need a haircut.
Joey: Are you thinking what I am thinking?
Stephanie: TEXAS CHILI-BOWL!
by Cesara June 19, 2008

by Johnny5s April 30, 2008

when you take cocaine and snort it out of a girls vagina and then when she falls asleep you put chili in her vagina too and lick it until she wakes up than you masturbate to animal planet .
by gaterman February 8, 2010
