Change my diaper

One of the most offense insults you can say to another human being. Pretty much the worst thing that can be said according to Tom Segura

Tom: hey you know what Bryce fuck you!
Bryce: fuck you cunt

Tom: you know what bitch change my diaper motherfucker

Bryce: 😐

by Straight outta Rochester June 8, 2018

Colombian Sex Change

When you go into a rusty old van and get your cock chopped off with a weed whacker or a chain saw. You are given two thin napkins to stop the bleeding.

Yo, Vazquez just got a Colombian Sex Change.

by Applejacks1898 December 28, 2014

CLIMATE CHANGE.

Just grab your WANG, NUTS, NOOKIE , OR HOOD and STROKE IT.

A great change in sentence structure and mood that is perfectly symphonic where compound sentence structure is desirable to salute great musicians as URBAN DICTIONARY praise is they are very musically inclined.

Putting a known PEDOPHILE in any place will STIR IT UP.

CLIMATE CHANGE.

Some in this crazy word cares about CLIMATE CHANGE. which takes "A LONG TIME ( does it matter) as TIME does not wait for" us but JOANS , JERVIE, JINA , JACK, MOE, AND SUNDAR us that period of MASTURBATION and that ECSTACY OVER AND OVER effects CLIMATE CHANGE. very rapidly.

In memory acommodatively an incredible FRONT NAN "iBRADLEY EDWARD DELP" n the HARD ROCK band BOSTON.

You want to have successful observation of CLIMATE CHANGE. as just use these ingredients put a baby any sex or little girls or little boys in any place where there is a known PEDOPHILE and watch how rapid there is CLIMATE CHANGE.

Right before our eyes , CLIMATE CHANGE. is truly proven when ANT ARCTICA GLACIERS are melting the size of the state of UTAH for example and F5 TORNADOES are hitting major populated areas in the US alone for example and along with ECOLOGICAL MYSTERIES are occuring to TERRESTRIAL LIFE on this planet.

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 2, 2021

alabama lane change

The Alabama Lane Change is the act of purposely shoving your penis into a girls butt unexpectedly while doing it doggy style.

me: "dude you should try the alabama lane change with kelsey"

jon: "maybe i should dude but her pussy is tight enough already since she's a gymnast"

by rough dry butt sex... nstow March 14, 2011

Shingo-change-man

Japanese superhero whose function is to make the traffic lights change in your favour.

"If the lights don't change we'll be late. Shingo-change-man!"

by Kilkrazy June 30, 2004

PF Changs Beachwood

A joke of a restaurant ran by clowns. People who work there consider jumping off of the rooftops of buildings with every shift they work. People dining in do not realize that they are paying for overpriced heart attacks on plates - which take about 45 minutes to even reach their tables (appetizers take about 25.)

I think I lost about 50 IQ points after working at PF Changs Beachwood for 6 moths.

by slizmatic slut November 12, 2010

Myles Mules Chang

The perfect man who is extremely kind, gentle and loving to everyone. Patient with others, good with all children, teenagers and adults. There is a serenity, or calmness about him, no moodiness though he's got some sass in him....or tempers flaring. He cares deeply and shows this by the strong embrace or hug when greeting or even just saying goodbye to someone. He is not judgemental or patronizing, but genuine in relationships with everyone. This is a rare person, there are not many out there, but there are a few who are pure in heart and honestly close to perfection..even if he only likes pink circus animals to snack on😜

Why can't even just be as perfect as Myles Mules Chang???

by Lilmissaries July 31, 2017