Grant james carling

The best man on earth, no one can top him
by IwasHereonce November 13, 2023
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carled

The act of being violently murdered over anything less than 20 dollars, such as Carl from Grand Theft Auto does.
Jim: My friend was just killed!

bob: over what?

Jim: I think he got carled

Bob: bummer
by SQUISHYMAN June 13, 2010
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Carled

One of the most handsome and most genuine guys you will meet he is about 170 cm and is in to sport and loves and cares about his mates and the people around him. He is one of the most luckiest people that you could meet.
That’s my best mate Carled !!!
by Johnson Ibrahim June 22, 2019
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Carl's Milkshake

While your kid is sleeping, sneak into his room with your wife and start to bone down. If you can finish and yell "CARL" before he wakes up, you win.
We snuck into his room, started pounding it out, and I was like "CARRRRRL!" Then he woke up. It was awkward. And now I'm on a government list. But I got a Carl's Milkshake!
by Danosue June 07, 2020
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Carl-Jo

The most handsome and sexy guy to ever do it. He also has a very big dick.
JuanIsn’t that Carl-Jo?”
John: “Yep, definitely is!”
by The greatest ever June 19, 2021
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carl the shark

carl the shark is the smallest shark in the world he lives under the smallest pebble in the ocean so good luck finding him, but if you do you will never want to touch him. his mouth can open to the size of the largest living thing.
carl the shark will absolutely destroy you
by carl the squirrel December 02, 2020
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